Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 29, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    All generals, no privates.

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    You’re already a tyrant, Calvin.

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    rasputin's horoscope  about 2 months ago

    Hobbes called it first.

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    snsurone76  about 2 months ago

    Hobbes can be Prime Minister—and issue an edict that would throw the King/Tyrant in the dungeon!

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    DaveG1960  about 2 months ago

    And so it begins……

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    ProclaimLiberty  about 2 months ago

    However did we get to this retrospective moment? This club and its name have been in existence for years. Has the trauma of no television sent Calvin into his memories for entertainment?

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    Izzy Moreno  about 2 months ago

    Too late, Calvin.

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    baraktorvan  about 2 months ago

    Should Calvin ever grow up, he will learn he is wrong about women being slimy.

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    Blu Bunny  about 2 months ago

    You both want to be in charge, someone needs to be sergeant of arms!

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    pathfinder  about 2 months ago

    Sergeants may not run wars but they make winning possible .. if anyone actually wins a war.

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    It’s easy to be satisfied with what you have until you see someone with more.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    Ha! The only tyrants around here are your parents!

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    happyinvenice23  about 2 months ago

    No kings, no Tyrants here!!

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Don’t remember when this arc ran last but it seems we are on the repeat cycle once more.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The King and Tyrant is the hand in the sock puppet. Dictator wannabe, too.

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    Niko S  about 2 months ago

    Haha dumb club membership of 2 and both want to be the big cheese. And BTW Calvin someday you’ll realize that girls are not slimy and they’ll most likely think YOU are when you finally wake up and realize THEY are the queens and we are the lowly peons.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Officership in the club is severely restricted.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    All chiefs and no Indians?

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    Joseph Shelby Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This is how we end up with governments like Iran’s, where there is a President, but also a Prime Minister, but also a Supreme Leader.

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    Michael Helwig  about 2 months ago

    Naturally Calvin wants to be king and tyrant. President was only a step to that. Hmmm, sounds familiar.

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    arrseetee  about 2 months ago

    When I was a kid, we too folded newspaper hats whenever we needed a special hat for something.

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    minty_Joe  about 2 months ago

    And, like it is at the end of every G.R.O.S.S. meeting (following a massive fight over leadership and the antics of those two…

    Calvin: “What a great club we have!”

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    RadioDial Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ..Calvin & Hobbs predict the future once again..

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    delennwen  about 2 months ago

    Ah, Hobbes channels the Tangerine Toddler.

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    1JennyJenkins  about 2 months ago

    So, this club is both a republic and a kingdom? Nice of both worlds of government… I wonder if there is a country in the world -in real life - that has both a president and a king…

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    razzledazzle295  about 2 months ago

    It makes no difference to Calvin if Hobbes is president as long as he’s the main ruler of the club.

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    Calvins Brother  about 2 months ago

    I thought Calvin was Dictator For Life.

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    tims145  about 2 months ago

    Nah, you want to be Treasurer.

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    bwest.devore37  about 2 months ago

    this should be fun

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    lnrokr55  about 2 months ago

    Love this, of course this is just a riff on a much earlier “Our Gang” episode with Spanky and Alfalfa arguing about who is president of the "He Man Woman Haters " Club. Nothing new under the sun eh !

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    wiley207  about 2 months ago

    The naming of G.R.O.S.S., and the electing of Calvin as Dictator-For-Life and Hobbes as President and First Tiger! It’s also fun when Hobbes acts as childish as Calvin.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I wonder how they know girls are slimy?

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    Humerus1  about 2 months ago

    i would want to be o5-1

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    dogget  about 2 months ago

    So, when your imaginary friend is smarter than you…..

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    g04922  about 2 months ago

    Oh.. Susie’s last name is Derkins ?? Hobbes needs to know there already is a King of the Jungle – a cousin, once removed, named Mufasta.

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Oh brother

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    Roscoe  about 2 months ago

    If elected I will be your Benevolent Dictator. Bow to me.

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    PaulGoes  about 2 months ago

    Or be like Trump and be both president and king

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    Snoots  about 2 months ago

    wow, this IS an old strip. :D

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Does Trump have orange stripes?

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    Big Jaz  about 2 months ago

    PredictionsSusie: what are you doing? Making paper hats? Can I join too?Calvin: Dont be ridiculous. This is the Official Chapeau of our secret club GROSS – Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.Susie: “Slimy girls?”Calvin: I know its redundant, but otherwise it doesnt spell anything. Now go away.Susie: GIRLS ARENT SLIMY!

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    TIMH  about 2 months ago

    They could take turns, like Putin and Medvedev used to do.

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    beharford  about 1 month ago

    I’m pretty sure there was an argument just like this in Ottawa after our last election…

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