Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 30, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    «Chapeau» — quand Calvin a fait apprendre Français?

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    Get all the gunk you have and smear it all over Calvin, Susie!

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    su43dipta  about 2 months ago

    And today’s Thursday.

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    DaveG1960  about 2 months ago

    “Last Saturday”. Snort…….

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    C  about 2 months ago

    She’s loud and a little hysterical as well

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    Hello Everyone  about 2 months ago

    I love Susie’s enthusiasm in the first panel! Calvin should really listen to Hobbes more and go play with Susie more.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Suzie, take action! Hug him!

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    hariseldon59  about 2 months ago

    To paraphrase Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters: ‘She slimed me.’

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    snsurone76  about 2 months ago

    It’s too bad Susie can’t see Hobbes as Calvin does. Ah—the conversations they could have!

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    He’ll learn to love it one day.

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    dl_supertroll  about 2 months ago

    It’s Thursday today, Calvin

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    Izzy Moreno  about 2 months ago

    Actually, if you get rid of the slimy, it spells GROG, a popular pirate drink.

    Pirates never needed any girls, they could have all sorts of fun without them.

    Being at sea for months at a time can really make you quite inventive.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  about 2 months ago

    Some top-secret club, the first girl Calvin meets he blabs the “secret.”

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    So did I Cal, and if it rains again this Saturday, I’ll do it all over again . . . altho I did give it a thought when it rained yesterday but Sat is still good. : )

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    Oh, I’ve had a couple slimy, no good women. They’re definitely out there.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    You messed up a chance to make friends with her, again.

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    bbenoit  about 2 months ago

    So many ways to go terribly wrong commenting on this. I’ll just stop now…

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    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    There’ll come a day Calvin when you want a girl to snuggle up to you.

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    Michael Helwig  about 2 months ago

    In ten years Calvin, in ten years…

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    rbrt6956  about 2 months ago

    As I think back on the traditional Saturday night bath of my childhood, I guess it was so we smelled good for Sunday school.

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    g04922  about 2 months ago

    Ahh… there is Susie Derkins. She will be wanting to join the club next. Will see how that goes…

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    The slime protects girls from boy cooties.

    Or something like that…

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    She always expects that he’s going to be nice to her and is surprised and hurt when he isn’t. Definition of insanity?

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    zarilla  about 2 months ago

    But for now he’s laying negative groundwork for when he may want a girlfriend.

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    4everbound2  about 2 months ago

    Of course girls are slimy. That’s what makes it feel so good. Calvin doesn’t know about that yet…

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    It is hard to believe there are NO other kids in the neighborhood for Susie to play with.

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    wiley207  about 2 months ago

    The club is off to a good start!

    Funny enough, in a fanfic my brother and I wrote, Calvin would think Susie taking a bath is slimy!

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    john_chubb  about 2 months ago

    In ten years you will be begging Susie to smear her gunk all over you, Calvin!

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    suelou  about 2 months ago

    I know she is still young, but she better learn fast not to argue with idiots!

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    dan.mclennan5  about 2 months ago

    There will come a day when Calvin will want that gunk on him.

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    sobrown51  about 2 months ago

    Well, just “Get Rid Of Girls” would technically spell something

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    howesolem Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Only the slimy ones?

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    OldTooly Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Why did god give girls legs? So they don’t leave a trail like a slug when they move. Girls are slimy!

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