Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 09, 2004

Transcript:

Woman: I just broke up with my boyfriend of ten years. Would you care to be my rebound date? You'll have absolutely no chance of developing a meaningful relationship with me, but if you're lucky I may allow you to hold me while I cry about my ex. Lemont: Honesty is a great quality. Woman: ...I'll forever associate you with grief and misery.