Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 19, 2004
Lemont: check out my new tv, susan. it's got something called trimulcast. Susan: You mean simulcast. When a tv can play two different languages it's called simulcast. Lemont: Manual says this one plays three languages, it's got english... TV: Republicans have drafted Maryland resident Alan Keyes to compete against Barak Obama. The charismatic senate candidate from Illinois who grabbed the nations attention with his convention speech in July. Lemont: Spanish... TV: Los republicanos han pedido a Alan Keyes que se presente como candidato contra barack obama. Lemont: and truth TV: The party recruited a token black guy from out of state because they naively think Obamas appeal is based on the fact that he's black. Susan: Quick! Change it to Oprah! Lemont: Trimulcast rules. TV: Hey y'all, it's me Oprah - today I'll get other famous people to tell me how wonderful I am.