Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 21, 2004
September 20, 2004
September 22, 2004
Transcript:
Lemont: Dear Susan, today George Bush and John Kerry are coming to Pigville in search of Candorville's one remaining swing voter. The swing voter is a nearly extinct species of man who's so open-minded and deliberate that he hasn't yet decided which candidate deserves his vote - even after months of debate. I wonder who this last noble voter is? Clyde: Check it, fool. The one dude looks like Herman Munster, and I like the Munsters. But the other dude is straight up gangsta - which appeals to me on many different levels.
