Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 19, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    And Mama didn’t even realize he was gone.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 4 months ago

    You can’t put anything over a smart child!

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    Front loader. Bulldozers have no bucket.

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    GiantShetlandPony  4 months ago

    Smart move, never admit anything you did as a kid to your kids, until they are moved out of your house.

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    theincrediblebulk  4 months ago

    I don’t remember this happening but i was told about it a few times by my parents and much older brothers. We were driving down the highway to go to the beach, and I opened the car door while we were at full speed and swung out hanging onto the door while it fully opened. This was back in the early 70’s so no car seats, seat belts, security locks or any of the other safety features found on cars today. Why the smallest, youngest child was sitting by the door while in the car with 2 older brothers is a mystery to me.

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    Yontrop  4 months ago

    “Careening”?

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    Lotus  4 months ago

    When I was about 5, our family car, for some reason, was missing a back door. Our safety technology was my mother telling me to sit on the other side of the seat, which I did. I never once fell out of the moving car. Go figure.

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    Gen.Flashman  4 months ago

    Bulldozers have a maximum speed of around 7 mph.

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    anomaly  4 months ago

    His mother said he was responsible for everything.

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    Marsia_wd  4 months ago

    I wasn’t allowed to tell my friend’s son anything about what his mom and I did in our youth. Thank goodness there were no mobile phones in those days.

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    WentHulk  4 months ago

    Smart answer.

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