She better stick with the regular ornaments (but really, a tricycle?).
Storing a husband and children away in boxes 50 weeks out of the year is frowned upon in polite society, so it’s better simply to avoid the issue.
For me, having a husband and kids around two weeks out of the year would be two weeks too many. Whenever anyone asks me why I’m not married, I always say I would murder my husband and I never met a man worth going to prison for.
November 22, 2021