Man: quick, Larry, run into my office and get the manual, and let's see if we can figure out where exactly this guys end up!
Man: Walley's whirlpool tubs
How about Guam?
Or No Bikini Atoll, a place Uncle Captain once sailed by in a Beany and Cecil cartoon.
Reine, Norway. (look it up.)
The House of Vortex in southern Oregon.
Check the sewage treatment plant. You still might be able to save him if you hurry!
Or maybe he’ll end up Nowhere Atoll.