"Send help! I'm on a small deserted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
As a medic I hated floaters. Pass the snail mail on.
I guess that makes two of them in the same boat!……….er, maybe off of the same boat!……………whatever.
Return to sender, address unknown. No such number…
Hey Wilson, you got mail.
Even better would have been if they showed him throwing the bottle in the ocean first, then getting it back!