Man: You're not going to believe this, but some guy patented this exact same thing just yesterday.
Say would that guy be you?
His name was Rube something….Goldberg! That’s it! Rube Goldberg!
Wonder what it does? Perhaps it’s a time travel machine and he can go back and apply for a patent before anyone else. Great artwork here today, despite what some others may think.
How can you have the Patent Office, and not have an office?
It’s meant to punch recalcitrant patent officials in the face.