"Channel 10 news now"
"And in other news...all the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on."
And now everyone is down in the dumps.
Bah dump bum!
In related news, a peep hole was found in the fence around the nudist colony. Police are looking into it.
(Huddling with censor committee) OK – we’ll allow the pun to stand.
That gag is a lot older than 2014. I think I first heard it from Johnny Carson.
Wait, there’s new leak from Flushing NY.
Nothing beats good old potty humor.
APB…All Potties Bulletin.