Clay Bennett for September 25, 2021

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    RAGs  2 months ago

    In Pennsylvania there was some voter fraud, by republicans.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    I see that Abbot has rolled over for the Trumpists and will try to get ANOTHER re-recount in Texas. If you think about how likely it is there will be any real change (0%) … and if you assume that there’s SOMEBODY on the Trump team with a few neurons to rub together (I suppose it’s possible)… then you have to figure they have some other agenda. Most likely, they are still trying to keep “the base” riled up and convinced of yet another lie.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Regarding the Arizona biased “FRAUDit” conducted by Trump conspiracy theorists confirming not only that Biden did win in Arizona but increasing his margin of victory…

    Gotta admit, I did not see that coming.

    Doug Logan, owner of Cyber Ninjas, must have realized that if he made accusations against Dominion voting systems that were contradicted by previous real audits and real evidence, he would join the ranks of those being sued for defamation by Dominion.

    Further, after receiving a warning from the Department of Justice (now under responsible management) about possible violations of federal election integrity laws, Logan must have further decided to go deeper down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories he knew to be contradicted by the evidence.

    Still further, the House Select Committee on Elections had REQUESTED (not subpoenaed) Logan’s voluntary testimony and the preservation of records relating to his direct communications and involvement with the Trump organizations before and during the audit. So far Logan has rejected these voluntary requests, but it is almost certain that the next step will be subpoenas. Perhaps he did not want to report content that he knew he could not subsequently defend under oath.

    Next up: a similar FRAUDit in … TEXAS!

    (They do know that Trump won in Texas, don’t they?)

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 2 months ago

    I see that our “good friend” KE has not opined on this comic!! I wonder why??

    (O _ O)

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    Patjade Premium Member 2 months ago

    Not only did they NOT find fraud, they found Biden got more votes than counted and the last gut got less.

    I guess the Republicans got “Cyber Ninja’d” by their own guys.

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    feverjr  2 months ago

    The audit is the point… Trump has kept his taxes out of the public’s view because “they are being audited”….. as long as his taxes are being audited, you can’t prove he’s a tax cheat…. he and his believers think that as long as the election is being audited, he still hasn’t officially lost….

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    William Bednar Premium Member 2 months ago

    But, any Trump supporting Republican would just point to the text on the front of the box and say: "See! I told there was “evidence of voter fraud”".

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    FrankErnesto  2 months ago

    Now they are claiming that the audit was rigged, they want a new one.

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    The Nodding Head  2 months ago

    The “audit” only proves that Republicans should redouble their efforts to prevent voter fraud. Stalin used to win elections with 99% of the vote. With proper legislation, that outcome can be realized!

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Better check that grocery bag. It came from “Trump’s Finer Foods,” and there might be a few cockroaches at the bottom, munching on orange Cheetos crumbs. Trump’s: “If You Eat Our Stuff, You’ll Swallow Anything.”

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s true against the Democrats. QOP members perpetrated fraud.

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    shakeswilly  2 months ago

    Invisible evidence. Like the emperor’s clothes.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    As if there was EVER going to be a different result…

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    CNN equated Qpublican efforts to push audits and voter suppression as them being Wile E. Coyote chasing the Road Runner. Equally catastrophic results as even Qpublican voters are disqualified.

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    MontanaBill Premium Member 2 months ago

    Parrot the lie. BTW, that is also the evidence that the Border Patrol whipped anyone. It is the evidence that Dumb and Dumber inherited a broken border system. It is the evidence that defunding police, early incarceration release, no bail and ignoring crime, no matter how small, helps anyone. It is the evidence paying people not to work improves lives. It is the evidence for booster vaccine shots. It is the evidence natural immunity does not work. It is the evidence that sending billions to failed countries cures “root causes” of illegal immigration. It is the evidence that Dumb’s flight from Afghanistan was well planned. It is the evidence that Dumber has any qualification to be VP. It is evidence the left/progressives/socialists/liberals/anarchists/Democrats have any common sense.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    All the time, effort and Millions of dollars later, …..can’t fix stupid!

    All because a village idiot and his merry band of puppets can’t accept the truth.

    The GOP are only hurting their OWN BASE with all the unconstitutional voting laws they’ve passed.

    What a bunch of imbeciles!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    I see that MBS has turned his Whine-O-Meter up to 11.

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    Bookworm  2 months ago

    MontanaBill leads with “Parrot the lie.” Would the parrot like some cheese with his whine?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now is the time to sue the Cyber-Ninjas for the cost to replace the voting machines they ruined , for all the man hours used to gather the info used , etc, etc,

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    preacherman  2 months ago

    What’s so amazing to me is that in this election, it was one of the fairest, most accurate elections in recent memory. And, to top it off, it was one of the best participated elections, too.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 2 months ago

    *On September 17, 1787, delegates left the Constitutional Convention in Independence Hall in Philadelphia. As they exited, Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government do we have? “A Republic,” he replied, “if you can keep it.”

    Like the mightiest Redwood in the forest, our nation can withstand any attack thrown at it from the outside. But, unfortunately, the weakness and our fallibility are coming from the rot within. And unless we respond, we won’t be a democracy in the future. Instead, we will be an autocratic dictatorship.

    At this very moment, the trump-Republican party is laying the groundwork to make sure we, as a nation, cannot keep our Republic. Never for a minute did I think the amateur/fake audit in Arizona would say that President Biden did not win state. The 2020 election was already decided, and Biden was sworn in. These trump-Republicans know 2020 wouldn’t be reversed, despite what they say in interviews. Multiple states would have to flip for trump to have won the Electoral College, and that was undoable…this time.

    The whole point of the fake audit in Arizona and now in Texas (a state trump won) is to make these baseless and asinine challenges to our elections feel commonplace. Precedent is being set for trump to return in 2024 and retake the White House without winning the actual election. Never has our Republic been in greater danger.

    The 2020 Election was saved by a handful of public servants in different states, many of whom were Real-Republicans, who would not bend to pressure from trump. These Real-Republicans deserve our highest honor. However, trump-Republicans crave power at any cost and have replaced these incorruptible officials or take control away from their offices in preparation for 2024.

    I implore all voters, Democrat, Independent, and Real-Republicans, to stand against this internal attack on our Republic.

    *Sam Graves, Congressman – Sixth District, Missouri

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    hardwickd  2 months ago

    Yeah, but the partisan sh*tbags in AZ want to do another one anyway. When will the voters in that pathetic state rise up and say ENOUGH!?

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    codak  2 months ago

    I watched a lot of the presentation by the Cyber Ninjas. I think they came off as very professional.

    In regard to the supposed need to replace all the machines, they showed how they had them under camera surveillance and armed guard the whole time.

    I think democrats aught to be careful in mocking and belittling the idea of audits

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    But think of all the folk who had a paying job during this “tempest”.. and the publicity, priceless. Gave trump’s team time to work up enthusiasm for rules about the next election.

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    They reject our reality and substitute their own.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 2 months ago

    Clay I think you are forgetting this part:

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    piper_gilbert  2 months ago

    Do you think the MAGAS will accept the results now?

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    Ally2005  2 months ago

    Conman Rump made $100 mill off his “Stop The Steal” and line my pockets campaign. He’ll still go around claiming the triple recount was rigged. His moronic minions will go along with it, hook, line and sinker, as usual. A double Rump win and he didn’t spend a dime for it.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Loser Trump loses again thanks to psychotic republican liars who can’t believe it.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    ‘Pretty much the ball game’: Trump just lost any chance of being able to claim executive privilege

    Trump is claiming that his status as a former president allows him to retain executive privilege rights, which is wrong. The ability to invoke executive privilege rests only with the current president, and is well-defined.

    “The president has already concluded it would not be appropriate to exert executive privilege,” Psaki told Huffpost White House correspondent S.V. Dáte when asked.

    (Dáte is the reporter who possibly is best-known for asking then-President Donald Trump last year in August, live and on-camera, “do you regret at all, all the lying that you’ve done to the American people?”)

    Top national security expert and attorney Bradley Moss quickly weighed in, saying “this would pretty much be the ball game on that issue,” meaning there’s nearly no chance Trump will get that protection, barring “intervention” from the Library of Congress’s Archivist.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    The definition of insanity…

    Arizona Republican demands a new audit after the Cyber Ninjas audit crashed and burned

    Anti social republicans refuse to learn from their mistakes.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Former Arizona GOP AG accuses Trump’s vote auditors of succeeding at doing what the Russians failed to do

    Appearing on MSNBC on Saturday morning, former Republican Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods trashed the just-completed “audit” of 2020 presidential ballots in Maricopa County, saying everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for looking for fraud where none exists — before adding that the pro-Donald Trump auditors are helping America’s enemies.

    Speaking with host Ali Velshi — with the MSNBC host calling the shenanigans in Arizona a “fraudit” — Woods called the Cyber Ninja organization a bunch of “grifters” before suggesting those who are trying to overturn the election of doing what the Russian’s couldn’t do in 2020.

    Speaking of the GOP legislature, Woods bluntly stated, “They brought in the clown show, and even the clowns couldn’t rig it so that the numbers were changed. They could just come up with a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to continue to cast doubt on our elections and our processes. There’s a group of people, these Cyber Ninjas and their ilk — they’re grifters and they find a home in Trump world because there are a lot of grifters there and then you have the dummies out there who were willing to be susceptible.”

    Republicans are the party of grifters.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Fox News calls Arizona for Joe Biden again, right as Trump sends out angry attack on ‘fake news’

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nothing in the bag. Just like tiny’s braincase.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trump’s Texas ‘forensic audit’ already in chaos as officials admit they don’t know what they’re doing

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    JenSolo02  2 months ago

    Biden actually GAINED votes!

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    GiantShetlandPony  2 months ago

    I have two concerns. They will use this against us, should they have frauditors that are willing to commit crimes and make up voter fraud and turn the results to the Orange Turd, they will use the, “Oh, you were OK when the results went your way.”

    The other concern is that this will give Arizona a chance to buy voting machines that are more easily rigged, such as the ones that have gained interest as being suspect in Kentucky, allegedly.

    Everyone should be pissed at the millions of dollars Republicans are willing to waste on fraudits and replacing compromised voting machines that will not change the presidency. The election has been certified and President Joe Biden has been inaugurated.

    These fraudits only have to do with learning new and improved ways for Republicons to steal future elections. Don’t let your guard down, they really are as evil and corrupt as they appear.

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    shamest Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh oh I have good use for the bag. Put poo in it and some flammable liquid. set in on Trumper pouch light match. light bag ,knock and run.

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 2 months ago

    If it wasn’t already clear that the weird posts by MT Bill, Muddy, S2UB, and KE we’ve seen recently, pushing their anti-vaccination/anti-masking/pro-COVID/anti-American rants and insane right-wing fantasies really do have great difficulty distinguishing reality from fiction. They’re not alone, unfortunately, among the neo-Nazi/fascists, with their latest trending social-media hashtag in its penultimate manifestation: #pureblood

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 2 months ago

    The Trumpers can use that bag to breathe in when they have panic attacks.

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    Andylit Premium Member 2 months ago

    A little quick on the trigger there chief. Pretty funny watching the news outlets ignore the actual findings.

    The audit report does not make any claims about who won or lost. It simply presents facts for AZ authorities to examine and hopefully act on.

    17,322 envelopes with the official “VERIFIED AND APPROVED” hand stamp PREPRINTED BEHIND the signature box. Each is a duplicate of an envelope already received and counted. That is 16,934 duplicate ballots counted. 376 triplicates. 12 quads. The margin of victory in AZ was less than 10,500.

    In addition to the 17,322 duplicate ballots the audit identified 57,734 with problems and flaws that by LAW should have caused election officials to disqualify them and not count them.

    Using file timestamps the auditors were able to show election officials overwriting security log files on video in real time. The file timestamps allowed them to go to the specific moment in security videos and watch the keystrokes on keyboards. The alterations were made in Feb, Mar & April OF THIS YEAR. The 3rd taking place the day before the systems were finally handed over to the auditors. Those videos and names have been turned over to AZ law enforcement.

    Auditors discovered election data on the Maricopa County machines from South Carolina and Washington State. Seemingly impossible, unless the machines were illegally tied into the internet, or, Dominion employees mistakenly deposited the data during “maintenance” work.

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 2 months ago

    ^ ^ these idiots really… well, they’re not so cute anymore, are they?

    So maybe they’ll find some lawyer to present those arguments, in a court of law?

    Huh, Andy? Think you’re so smart? Put it on the line. Put up or shut up. After all, you’re so much smarter than all us uppity “libruls”, having read alllllll about it on your internet machine thingie.

    What lawyer’s gonna wanna present an opinion-based case that not only will be thrown out with prejudice, but could also result in the lawyer being suspended or losing his or her license to freaken practice law at all? You know, the document they spent years and a quarter mil acquiring?

    Especially if your client won’t even pay your fee?

    Maybe he could bring suit against poor pregnant women in Texas for a living after that?

    Oh, so do tell what the actual findings were, Andy! Links, sources! Amuse us! Details man, we want details!

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 2 months ago

    My wife’s octogenarian step-mother asserts that “Oh, iust love my Trumpy-trump! He’ll be reinstated soon! It was all the Democrats who attacked the Capitol! You’ll see! You’ll see! Just you wait!!

    She has Alzheimer’s.

    WTF is the excuse of Andy?

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    DEACON FRED  2 months ago

    Another good one Clay!!

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    Andylit Premium Member 2 months ago

    Always fun to watch Zuhl go on a rampage. Here is the link. But we all know you will refuse to actually watch and listen.

    I do love your bizarre ideas of how the legal system works. This audit was authorized by the AZ State Senate.

    The evidence and documentation is given to the AZ AG.

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