Clay Bennett for March 24, 2023

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    salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago

    Butt is way too small; hands are much too large.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    My understanding is that his (REALLY base) base will see an indictment as a positive thing. But they’re considerably less than a majority of all voters, even if you slice and dice the electoral college.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    If Trumpie the Clown tried to kneel like that at it’s weight something would shatter , tear or pop , result a bad stumble out of the blocks and Splat a wonderful FACEPLANT ….LOL

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    lopaka  6 months ago

    Run? Yea, run him out of the country,

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    Detroit Dan Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think an ankle monitor is a more likely outcome than jail time.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago

    For him, I had George Carlin’s idea of getting the runs every four years. This should be amusing, since I think paint drying would be faster.

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    Brockie  6 months ago

    Yes, I agree, unfortunately I do think there will be no indictment in this case, not winnable.

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    aristoclesplato9  6 months ago

    Never going to happen. Dems look like fools.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Okay, this is a wonderful strip, Clay.

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    Grandma Lea  6 months ago

    And insinuating tRump is doing physical activity, it would look like Mr. Jell-O race; whales have less blubber, then again male cows have less bull. I hear the bets are that he craps his pants in less than 50 feet, what do you think?

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    And when (OK if) he wins in 24 do we go back to the “a sitting president is above the law” BS we got for 4 years?

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Spare us all.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Once again….seeing is believing… far we ain’t seen nothing YET!

    W. H. Y. ?

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    john_chubb  6 months ago

    One ankle monitor? There’s not going to be enough ankle to support all the ankle monitors strapped on by the time all the dust settles from six independent criminal investigations/indictments.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago

    This current “trump is gonna be arrested soon” line was ONLY spread by TFG himself, no other source. Wanna know why???

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That’s why. It’s another moneymaking grift.

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    brwydave Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ll bet that Phil Knight is really upset that tRump is wearing Adidas.

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    Ontman Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’ll trip on his second step.

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    SofaKing  6 months ago

    The jailI I was in had McDonalds for all meals. I’m sure he hopes for that jail. My brief time in the Graybar Motel was enough for me to behave the rest of my life.

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    Will he be allowed to replace the prison toilet with his gold one? Will the prison have a 9 or 18 hole golf course? Will hamberders be served everyday?

    JK. Nothings ever going to happen to Teflon Don.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    trump ever gets into that position he will need a couple of strong men to help him back up

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Can criminals actually run for public offices?

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    ferddo  6 months ago

    The Donald thinks it’s a supercharger, but it’s actually a ball-and-chain…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    Run? He can barely walk down a ramp!!!

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    djtenltd  6 months ago

    I don’t believe for ONE INSTANT when he said he expects to be arrested! There’s something much more than that! Remember, he’s a master con artist and manipulator!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago

    And NOW the fat CRIMINAL is calling for EVERYONE investigating his MANY CRIMES to be removed from office!!

    President Trump on Thursday called for the removal of every law enforcement official currently leading investigations into him.A busy morning on social media for Trump was capped with a post suggesting the leads of four different investigations into his conduct be removed from their post.Trump’s comments follow significant advances in each investigation.

    “District Attorney Bragg is a danger to our Country, and should be removed immediately, along with Radical Lunatic Bombthrower Jack Smith, who is harassing and intimidating innocent people at levels not seen before, ‘Get Trump’ Letitia James, the worst Attorney General in the United States, and Atlanta D.A. Fani Willis, who is trying to make PERFECT phone calls into a plot to destroy America, but reigns over the most violent Crime Scene in America, and does nothing about it!” Trump wrote in a post on his social media site.

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    Free Radical  6 months ago

    If hobbled by a ankle monitor, he will have it gilded gold and always on display

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    ldmulvaney73  6 months ago

    Of course, there is always the historical case of Mayor Curley of Boston: "By his fourth mayoral term, numerous investigations had been conducted against Curley’s machine during his time in Congress, and he now faced felony indictments for bribery brought by federal prosecutors. Nonetheless, Curley’s popularity with the Irish American community in Boston remained incredibly high in the face of his indictment. He campaigned on the slogan “Curley Gets Things Done.” A second indictment by a federal grand jury, for mail fraud, did not harm his campaign either, and Curley won the election with 45% of the vote." Corruption and popularity – sound familiar? Oh, and what’s worse, Curley got to come back. “Under pressure from the Massachusetts congressional delegation and in consideration of Curley’s poor health, President Truman commuted his sentence after only five months.”

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    Al Fresco  6 months ago

    Catch him if you can.

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    tee929  6 months ago

    If it was a truthfully DOC tether, a hugely big bottle of WHITE OUT would be a lot better/ Just delete him from all records. The NCAA has done that with a few college basketball teams that made it to the Final Four and then were found in violation of one of their rules—they just wiped them from the records and took back the money the teams got back then.

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    ShadowMaster  6 months ago

    Did you see how Kingpin was held in Daredevil Season 3? That’s a sign of how the Orange One would be held.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve said it before, and I say it again: Trump run for President? I’d like to see him run, period.

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    Rich Douglas  6 months ago

    And remember, when you hear that starter’s gun, it might not be the starter!

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    wolfiiig  6 months ago

    A ball and chain would do nicely and requires no batteries.

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    fairportfan  6 months ago

    One can only hope

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