Clay Bennett for April 28, 2024

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  3 months ago

    When will the GOP stop wearing this albatross around their neck?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    tRump 20 to 24 years.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Traitor Trump deserved to be sent to prison literally decades ago. Of course, so did his father…..

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    In fact he can seldom put ONE sentence together if you prefer proper grammar and meaningful words.

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    Don’t miss Doonesbury today. It provides much more detail for Clay’s toon.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hope that’s true. He needs to have real consequences.

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    Zuhl's Wife  3 months ago

    “If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell me that one, I’m wrong, okay?”

    On Earth Day, 2024: “Over the seas, then over the land. And then they want us to have clean… I say I want us to have clean, but it’s all flying, just remember that. Does that make sense? I think so. Maybe.”

    “I know words. Yes, it’s true.”

    His Theory of Magnetivity: “All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.”

    However, I do like the shortest book ever written by Isaac Asimov, titled ‘Fleas’. It has one chapter, with one sentence: “Adam had ’em.”

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    think it through  3 months ago

    I love this one. Mr. Bennett you have out done yourself again.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  3 months ago

    Hopefully ge rots in a cell

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    Zuhl's Wife  3 months ago

    We women will bring them down, come November.

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    pasharuzam Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good one, but it’s still a wish yet to be realized. He should be in prison NOW, awaiting trial, at the very least for stealing, keeping, showing and lying about having government classified documents.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    The only two sentences he might put together are “I’m innocent. Let me out.”

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    It’s been happening for awhile now, but it’s gotten considerably worse. He tries to pronounce a word that a first grader can pronounce, and then he gets stuck and panics. Here comes the arm waving, like he’s trying to swim out of this mess. Then here comes the gibberish and him ending it with something that has nothing to do with the word he couldn’t pronounce, or anything else for that matter.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Those espousing the MAGAt viewpoint that President Biden is senile obviously haven’t really listened to the mostly delusional, incoherent rantings of Insurrectionist45.

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    babka Premium Member 3 months ago

    the Rosenbergs called. they want their lives back.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  3 months ago

    Good news!

    Google: how many years could trump be in prison

    Google: No, Trump’s legal woes aren’t helping him

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    My First Premium Member 3 months ago

    Biden – “I deserve 2 terms”. Us – “Right. One for fraud, the other for bribery”.

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    C Michael Holloway Premium Member 3 months ago

    But Trump can’t formulate even 1 sentence, much less put two together. “Sentence formation” is among the many categories in which he is the worst president ever.

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    bikernana  3 months ago

    Actually, no Trump can’t.

    Classic example of begging the question.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Here are a few of his sentences!“I want to thank everybody who works to keep this incredible house, or building, or whatever you want to call it – because there really is no name for it. It’s special. And we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes ‘tippy-top shape’” Donald Trump 4/1/18 talking about the White House!

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 3 months ago

    I suggest someone put all these insane gaffes together in a book. It would be a best seller!

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    The Nodding Head  3 months ago

    Whoa! “Concurrently”? MAGA doesn’t do four syllables.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brilliant (unlike Little Donnie).

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    T Smith  3 months ago

    Can he? Honestly, can he?

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    “…Trump can put two sentences together.”

    In fact, he has a habit of tacking part of the second one onto the unfinished first one.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Cute.

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    walkingmancomics  3 months ago

    and, actually, we have film: 45 CAN’T put two sentence together coherently.

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    Chazz  3 months ago

    TRUMP 2024! Inmate 009342024 that is.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Fair enough but they often don’t make sense, …horse, are out of context or straight lies…

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    KFischer1  3 months ago

    And neither one of the two sentences will make any sense.

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    Wlly Blly  3 months ago

    When has Trump put two sentences together? Without meandering into nonsense, that is.

    Try reading his “speeches” sometimes. They’re stream of consciousness blatherings.

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    Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hoping hoping hoping.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Have you actually seen a transcript of what the fat, orange criminal says? It sounds like he’s had a stroke.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I know he can put 2 sentences together. It’s usually the same sentence like saying election interference. Or sometimes he forgets what he’s saying and just slurs his words

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nope. He should get them consecutively.

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    Criminal Trump’s brain is frying under the pressure.

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    perryed  3 months ago

    Not that they`d make any sense.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    tRump hasn’t put two sentences together that are coherent or on subject.

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    Grandma Lea  2 months ago

    Those two sentences people need to understand tongues to get the slightest inklings of what he is jabbering about

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Trump doesn’t know what a sentence is.

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    Robert Craigs  2 months ago

    Oy! – Ach du lieber! – Merde Alors! – Ai caramba! – Bravo!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I am Trump supporter…..have admit that is funny!

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    Curiosity Premium Member 2 months ago

    But they don’t tend to make any sense. He’s become pretty much incoherant.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 2 months ago

    You might want to actually listen to Trump rally . . . or check out today’s Doonesbury

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    kennecwk  2 months ago

    I’ll add that to my come back arsenal!

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    Radish the wordsmith  2 months ago

    RFK Jr. hits back after Trump’s ‘barely coherent’ rant

    The former president argued the independent candidate has been inserted in the field to help President Biden and that his running mate, Nicole Shanahan, is not a serious vice presidential pick.

    Kennedy praised Trump as a debater but said he does not have to be “panicked” to exchange ideas on the podium.

    “President Trump, who has proven himself the most adept debater in modern American political history, should not be panicked to meet me on that stage,” Kennedy said.

    In the hypothetical debate, Kennedy said he would go after Trump for voicing support for a pathway to help fund Ukraine, the national debt and failure to drain the “swamp.”

    “He promised to end the Ukraine war and then colluded with Speaker Johnson and President Biden to fund it,” the independent candidate said. “He let Big Pharma and his corrupt bureaucrats run roughshod over him as President. He promised to cut the deficit and ran up the biggest debt in history. He promised to run the government like a business and then closed down our businesses. He promised to drain the swamp and then filled his administration with swamp creatures. He promised to protect our rights and then torpedoed the Constitution.”

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    dogday Premium Member 2 months ago

    Putting two sentences together does not equal that they, individually or in the aggregate, make ANY sense whatever.

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    Brockie  2 months ago

    I just want ot be there when they usher him into the prison and do a cavity search as then maybe they can find his brain, been sitting on it all this time baby.

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    tpcox928  2 months ago

    Has anyone paid attention to the actual “sentences” he is putting together? The actual “words” he is making up as he goes?

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    All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex  2 months ago

    “Saudi Arabia Areeebeedoook Ahhhhh…” DJT

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    Direwolf  2 months ago

    When was the last time trump managed ONE complete sentence, much less two.

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    Northgalus2002  2 months ago

    As the NYC hush money case continues, and Trump continues to make court appearances, Biden slayed it at the Correspondents Dinner a few nights ago. My hope is that between now and the GOP Convention, Trump gets convicted. He might get federal prison, but he will likely get house arrest instead. If he does get house arrest, his oversized ego would likely keep him in the race. Independent swing voters might be reluctant to vote for a convicted felon, but we’ll see. I’m also hoping for a cease fire in Gaza and the release of the remaining hostages. And new elections in Israel.

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