Clay Jones for January 08, 2020

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    RAGs  about 3 years ago

    The nearest Trump has ever come to “culture” is the sample he left on a petri dish.

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    Dtroutma  about 3 years ago

    And he Colonel is in danger as well!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Culture and that bore in the White House do not go together.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    The man ain’t got no kultchah!

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    KenseidenXL Premium Member about 3 years ago

    WRONG! DEFCON 5 is absolute PEACE. DEFCON 1 is when the nukes start flying. We’re at DEFCON 3, right now….

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    sevaar777  about 3 years ago

    Don’t worry Ronald, you and your friends can stay at a Trump Tower or Resort and feel safe. Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite (too much).

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    mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Twitter’s headquarters should be on alert along with all the Trump golf courses and hotels.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Do us ALL a HUGE favor, and target Mar-A-Lardo!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    He’s an ameba without a country…

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    Rob Wilson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Should be Defcon 1. We are at Defcon 5 now. 5 is normal, 1 is attack imminent.

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    walfishj  about 3 years ago

    It would be funny, if it weren’t so sadly true.

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    Motivemagus  about 3 years ago

    Better evacuate Twitter headquarters: 1355 Market St. Ste. 900 San Francisco, CA 94103.

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    shamest Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I got an idea here. Lets volunteer all the Trump properties as cultural sites. Afterall what a few Hotels and Golf courses.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member about 3 years ago
    Iran officials used Twitter to hint at threats against President Trump’s properties — including his Mar-a-lago resort in Florida and Trump Tower in Manhattan.
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    Perkycat  about 3 years ago

    Destroy all the McDonald’s and he would starve to death. Food for thought!

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    Kip W  about 3 years ago

    “When I hear the word ‘culture,’ I reach for another cheeseburger.” —Donald von Drumpf

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    Ally2005  about 3 years ago

    McDonalds will be opening a franchise in the basement of the White House, just in case.

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    “War crimes, shmore crimes! We need to blow things to pieces Oh, and by ‘we’, I mean ‘I!’"

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    readfred  about 3 years ago

    What’s the difference between tRump and a bowl of yogurt? —The bacteria in yogurt are cultured.

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    Ally2005  about 3 years ago

    Iran, and the rest of the world, knows Trump is an unstable lunatic with a powerful military behind him. One minute he’s inviting you to Mar-A-Lardo. The next he could easily be ordering a military strike without a second thought. That allows him to get away with actions that other Presidents could not. Iran knows it has to be careful with it’s response.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 3 years ago

    Defcon 5 isn’t that bad, now Defcon 1 is serious.

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