Clay Jones for January 08, 2020

The nearest Trump has ever come to “culture” is the sample he left on a petri dish.

And he Colonel is in danger as well!

Culture and that bore in the White House do not go together.

The man ain’t got no kultchah!

WRONG! DEFCON 5 is absolute PEACE. DEFCON 1 is when the nukes start flying. We’re at DEFCON 3, right now….

Don’t worry Ronald, you and your friends can stay at a Trump Tower or Resort and feel safe. Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite (too much).

Twitter’s headquarters should be on alert along with all the Trump golf courses and hotels.

Do us ALL a HUGE favor, and target Mar-A-Lardo!

He’s an ameba without a country…

Should be Defcon 1. We are at Defcon 5 now. 5 is normal, 1 is attack imminent.

It would be funny, if it weren’t so sadly true.

Better evacuate Twitter headquarters: 1355 Market St. Ste. 900 San Francisco, CA 94103.

I got an idea here. Lets volunteer all the Trump properties as cultural sites. Afterall what a few Hotels and Golf courses.

Iran officials used Twitter to hint at threats against President Trump’s properties — including his Mar-a-lago resort in Florida and Trump Tower in Manhattan.

Destroy all the McDonald’s and he would starve to death. Food for thought!

“When I hear the word ‘culture,’ I reach for another cheeseburger.” —Donald von Drumpf

McDonalds will be opening a franchise in the basement of the White House, just in case.

“War crimes, shmore crimes! We need to blow things to pieces Oh, and by ‘we’, I mean ‘I!’"

What’s the difference between tRump and a bowl of yogurt? —The bacteria in yogurt are cultured.

Iran, and the rest of the world, knows Trump is an unstable lunatic with a powerful military behind him. One minute he’s inviting you to Mar-A-Lardo. The next he could easily be ordering a military strike without a second thought. That allows him to get away with actions that other Presidents could not. Iran knows it has to be careful with it’s response.

Defcon 5 isn’t that bad, now Defcon 1 is serious.