Clay Jones for September 14, 2022

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    RAGs  5 months ago

    The Q-publican health care plan.

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    Ballast  5 months ago

    “And if I become pregnant, it alerts every local church and courthouse.”

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    Rhonda Santis  5 months ago

    That’s a horrible reality. Were I female, fertile, living in one of those states and unable/unwilling to leave… I would absolutely not be putting any of my personal information on any device that had even the slightest connection to the internet. And I’d probably write my diary in code. For “current temperature” I’d probably mention the book I’m reading. And for the value, I’d probably use a number that represents tenths of degrees difference from my base temperature. With the sign changed. As “quality stars” about this chapter in the book.

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    knutdl  5 months ago

    The Apple Watch Series 8 has an innovative new sensor that tracks your temperature while you sleep, so you can see changes over time. It looks like a phallus (naughty).

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    feverjr  5 months ago

    According to the 6/3 Catholic Supreme Court, any State can declare that, “Every Sperm Is Sacred”..

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Keep a wary eye on anything the GQP introduces as an abortion bill; it is very likely nothing more than a poison pill, designed to enhearten, then disenfranchise DEMs, when the same people who introduce or initially support it, kill it.

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    sevaar777  5 months ago

    The watch also listens to every word you say that might offend the “patriots” of this great nation, and reports your location and activities to your male owner.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    It serves you right for that Garden of Eden apple incident! /s

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wait for the reactions when chips are implanted in newborns….

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member 5 months ago

    This would be the only thing it contains

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Privacy is a freedom in peril.

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    Bookworm  5 months ago

    To achieve parity for both sexes, I think we should either “Ban Vasectomies Now” or “Require Vasectomies Now” (whichever would be most intrusive). /s

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    Newenglandah  5 months ago

    This morning’s paper has a story that Lindsey Graham is pushing a national law to prohibit abortions after a certain number of weeks.

    So much for “letting the states decide”.

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    Marcia Gibson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Great! Nothing wrong with understanding your body, knowing when you ovulating so you can either have protected sex or no sex to avoid becoming pregnant. Therefore eliminating the need for unplanned children or an abortion. Quit being lazy about learning how your body works, embrace the technology for giving you an easier way be in control without pills or shots.

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    Al Fresco  5 months ago

    Just set the timer for a birth control pill reminder.

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    Duka  5 months ago

    “What exactly is this democracy that Joe Biden speaks of. Why won’t he define it, ever? And how exactly is that democracy imperiled?…Who is the threat? Well of course it’s…anyone who questions the legitimacy of the last election.”— Fox host Tucker Carlson

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    crgigoux  5 months ago

    I’m shocked that the Qlephant doesn’t have its eyes and trunk trained on her uterus.

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