Clay Jones for September 29, 2022

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 4 months ago

    As Ron DeSATAN and Marco Rubio run for reelection campaigning against all that “socialist welfare,” ironic that they have to go begging Joe Biden to bail them out of the consequences of their climate denial.

    Maybe they can get Donald Trump to make the hurricane change course by thinking about it.

    And, since the track record on that is so poor (both on Trump actually thinking and on it having an effect on anything), when that fails there’s always the good ol’ Sharpie®, but the track record there is no better.

    And speaking of Martha’s Vineyard (which, by the way, is NOT a declared “Sanctuary City”), maybe those trying to evacuate can get a free ride to Massachusetts if they just tell Ron DeSATAN that they are from Venezuela.

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    Rhonda Santis  4 months ago

    The sippie cup says … Oh, wait. No sippy cup. :(

    The critter whose name I’m abusing here is smarter than the orange mistake, I guess. Or slightly less deluded.

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   4 months ago

    Up until today, the GQP has been declaring “hurricanes are lefty hoaxes”..,but today DeSatan is saying that this is a real hurricane and please, please…Mr. President…sir…we need some of that left wing socialistic welfare help during this crisis…. Yep…just like always…the GQP screams and wants to block aid to anyone else, but they are sure quick at getting their hand outs when the s### hits their state. Which is actually ok. As long as it really helping the people, not the rich bloodsuckers, but the people who really, really need the help. As for deSantis, he should be humble-grateful that Biden is not TFG.

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    FrankErnesto  4 months ago

    Guess who will be doing most of the clean-up work. That’s right, those detested immigrants, working for less than minimum wage.

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 4 months ago

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    The Nodding Head  4 months ago

    CDS (Climate Denial Syndrome) isn’t working out well, but conservatives persist…

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    Direwolf  4 months ago

    I can only imagine the howls of rage from faux news if Biden held up aid to florida because they didn’t vote for him the way trump did to Puerto Rico. Remember republicans only support RED states, not blue. But Democrats are honor bound to help everybody, even those who want to see them jailed or shot.

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member 4 months ago

    Unfortunately for the residents of Florida, it is unlikely Trump protégé DeSantis’ political hubris will allow the experts and professionals to command Florida’s massive recovery efforts.

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least Trump isn’t urging DeSantis to nuke the hurricane.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Been waiting for trump to pull his Sharpie® out.

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Anyone living on the coast of New England respects Hurricanes and what they can do.

    We also understand saying ’’it’ll be OK’’ doesn’t work.

    Respect Mother Nature or get your ar$e kicked.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    They sure could use those Venezuelians to help with the clean-up.

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    BDY  4 months ago

    Dimwit and dimwitier.

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rubio and other Republican candidates have been railing about other opponents’ liberal & socialistic policies. Let see if they reach out for socialist aid from the government after Ian

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    Ally2005  4 months ago

    I thought that magats believe Rump is the second coming of Jesus. Why didn’t he stop the hurricane? I guess he would have if he hadn’t been golfing in New Jersey instead.

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    Duka  4 months ago

    “It was almost too stupid for words.”— former WH official, on Trump’s demanding to know if China was shooting us with a “hurricane gun”

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Actually, Traitor Trump is feuding with Death Sentence, so it’s unlikely that he would offer him any advice—even advice “almost too stupid for words”, which describes MOST of Traitor Trump’s blather.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 4 months ago

    They’re so vain, the probably think this shite’s about them . . .

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey Desantis, I got yer truckload of paper towels. Where ya want them dropped?

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    dorloo  4 months ago

    This ’toon is great!

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    braindead Premium Member 4 months ago

    Today’s blog by Clay Jones, that goes with the cartoon, is excellent and should be read by non-Trump Disciples.

    Trump Disciples can read it, of course, but their analysis skills will preclude them getting any benefit.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Bringing back the fake news about the marker…How mature.

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