Clay Jones for October 03, 2022

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lizzo is a classically-trained flautist. She is fully qualified to handle a classical instrument.

    Anyone who was fine with Taylor Swift playing Benjamin Franklin’s piano but is getting their panties in a twist over Lizzo playing an instrument she is absolutely qualified to play, or who is more upset about Lizzo playing a flute than the fact that the flute’s historic owner, James Madison, also “OWNED” other human beings that looked like Lizzo, has a warped sense of “values.”

    None of the people who are upset about Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute even knew he had a flute a week ago.

    Trying to figure out what it is about Lizzo and the new live-action Little Mermaid that causes so many conservatives, who didn’t even know Madison had a flute until a few days ago, to go even more nuts than they already were.

    Thinking… thinking…

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    brwydave Premium Member 4 months ago

    RememberThe Christ Child was whiter that snow.

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    Rhonda Santis  4 months ago

    Great name for the ship, considering the parrot-keeper on board.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    They all have one green tooth.

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    WickWire64  4 months ago

    Does the person on that island have a soccer ball?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    Poor Little Cons…they aren’t happy unless they can find something to get their panties in a twist over…

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    We had a glass flute, Mom had me sell it for food, I got magic beans instead. Didn’t end well. You know the story.

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    wildthing  4 months ago

    There’s the snowflake fascists, then there’s the gaslit fascists, then there’s the christian fascists, then there’s the armed fascists……………..they’re all being manipulated.

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    IndyW  4 months ago

    Lizzo is a talented and a classically-trained flutist. Cute toon today but don’t know what the purpose of it was. So she played a museum grade flute, big deal, it sounded great to hear it come to life again.

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    Civitas Libertas  4 months ago

    The uproar over the playing of the crystal flute, much like the railing against the casting of a black person as the “Little Mermaid,” only serves to prove one thing and one thing only: collectively speaking, the white race is the most sensitive and insecure race on the planet. There are examples littered throughout history of this fact and the two incidents in the past couple of weeks only add more evidentiary support to this fact. (Please note: I say this as a white male.)

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Blowing a flute appears to have caused more than a few snowflakes to blow their gaskets…….

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    Duka  4 months ago

    “All of you mentally ill Covid freaks are more than welcome to voluntarily wear masks. No one is stopping you. But no more allowing your mental illness and irrational fears to control the lives and behaviors of sane people!”— Donald Trump Jr.

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    Free Radical  4 months ago

    If it was Ted Nugent playing Madison’s flute while swinging from his amplifier tower with nothing on but a loin cloth the right wing extremists would have been overjoyed with pride!

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Thinking of Ted Nugent in a loin cloth makes me vomit. Then again, so does thinking of Ted Nugent…..

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    tabby  4 months ago

    For those who want to hear more than the two notes commonly shown by news outlets, here’s a more complete showing of Lizzo’s playing:

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    Jack7528  4 months ago

    No one care she played the flute, they care about her behavior when playing it.

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