Clay Jones for March 28, 2023

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    Will?  6 months ago

    His straight jacket is secured in the back using an extra-long red tie.

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    Flashaaway  6 months ago

    Are they though? There doesn’t appear to be any arrests on the far or near horizon. It’s third world country stuff.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    … To the Funny Farm…

    Alas, this isn’t funny. It’s whacko.

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    adunano367  6 months ago

    Just lock the deuce bag up already!

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    knutdl  6 months ago

    I can see the pizza rat.

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    Coopersdad  6 months ago

    Lock him up with a rabid racoon!

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    TampaFanatic1  6 months ago

    Even if they did lock the Trumpster up and convict him, it is likely one of the court appointees he shoved through between 2017 and 2020 will overturn his conviction in an appeals court. As much as it sickens me, the slug may get over. I just hope the orange maniac and DeSatan (or whomever runs for the repubbas in 2024) beat each other to a pulp as they drag each other through the slime as they jockey for the alt and far right votes.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’s passed this stage already. He’s like other old persons I’ve known, the filter has been completely overwhelmed and anything, regardless of content, comes spewing out. His rantings calling for violence seem to be a symptom.

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    akachman Premium Member 6 months ago

    All of them need to crawl back under the crapping rocks they came from and stay there.

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    Carl  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I loved that song.

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    DangerMan  6 months ago

    His whole rant in Waco was an ode to White supremacy. Baby bonuses for white people!

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    colinmac2  6 months ago

    Just read that the ORIGINAL Napoleon XIV died of dementia. Appropriate.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 6 months ago

    I don’t think I see Dr. Demento in the crowd. Do any of you?

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    How may folks actually GOT that joke. Added bonus how many heard it for the first time on Dr Demento?

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    If he should be, arrested and booked, who would I see to buy a mugshot?

    Mounted and in a nice frame, of course.

    Ooooh, ooh, maybe made into a commemorative plate?

    A dart board?

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    oldchas  6 months ago

    I got a wheeze laugh today. Thanks Jones.

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    Need about 30 million more of dem straightner out jackets for his core base, an’ another 40 million unbender t-shirts.

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    daynage21  6 months ago

    Mr. Jones just dated his age if he remembers that infamous song that was banned soon after its release.

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    Jack7528  6 months ago

    Good one. But if anyone needs the nice young men in their clean white coats is Bragg!

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nervous Norvus there’s a reach back in time but appropriate.

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    librarylady59  6 months ago

    Rat, Waldo, KKK, hat messages… nothing left out. I wonder, once in awhile, where is his wifey. Home spending his “billions”?

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    nednewbie  6 months ago

    Good song :-D

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    And watch out for The eggplant That Ate Chicago

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Zzzzzzz. Wake me when they DO take him away, ha ha Ho Ho hee hee ‼️It’s been much too long the inmates are running the asylum! ☹️

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 6 months ago

    How much evidence do they need to accumulate about crimes that were televised as he committed them-live and on video tape? If this old fart dies before they arrest him, my tenuous faith in American justice will have suffered it’s final blow.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Napoleon VL

    (or Napoleon XXXL)

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    Newenglandah  6 months ago

    Please take him away.

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    Al Fresco  6 months ago

    The protesters without red caps are FBI agents in disguise.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 6 months ago

    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy in my nice white coat.

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    IndyW  6 months ago

    Man, I haven’t heard that song in decades. Songs were funny in the 60’s and 70’s. Good choice tune for this toon.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago


    Hysterical ! …what they’ll think of next…how much more stupid can they get? Dumber than a dump truck full of rocks!


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    WickWire64  6 months ago

    If there was a sippy cup would it say “I take no responsibility at all” or “I am what you get when you call for reconciliation but really are demanding fake retribution”?

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I like looking at all those little heads and finding certain ones we know who they are.

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    Free Radical  6 months ago

    Former President Donald Trump is overjoyed about topping the musical charts in his collaboration with … prisoners who allegedly attacked the United States Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

    In a bizarre exchange with Sean Hannity Monday on Fox News, the former president took a hard-to-fathom victory lap for his commercially successful collaboration with people who stand accused of — in many cases — attacking law enforcement, among other crimes. (The Department of Justice has found that “approximately 1,000” assaults on law enforcement took place that day.)

    “Are you really beating Taylor Swift, by the way?” Hannity asked.

    “I did!” Trump crowed. “The J6 is beating Taylor Swift. It’s Donald Trump and the J6 prisoners!”

    Trump rattled off the streaming services and other major musical entities on which his song is currently tops.

    “On iTunes, on Amazon…” Trump said.

    “Wow,” Hannity said, interjecting.

    “And on Billboard!” Trump said. “Which is the big deal. Number one: Donald Trump. So now I feel like Elvis! Because we’ve done The Apprentice, that was a great success. Now I’ve done a recording, or whatever you call it.”

    In the collaboration, Trump is heard reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, while various January 6 prisoners sing the Star Spangled Banner from their jailhouse phones. Trump gave credit to the prisoners for the song’s commercial success.

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    casonia2  6 months ago

    If only…

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    Godfreydaniel  6 months ago

    Colbert had an excellent parody of the “January 6th Choir” last night with “The Jailhouse Tango.” Of course, I’ve been saying for YEARS that it’s an open question whether Traitor Trump belongs in prison next to Al Capone or in Arkham Asylum next to the Joker…….

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    Henwood  6 months ago

    I found Waldo and the pizza rat, but I can’t find the sippy cup :(

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    So long Mom…Trump’s off to drop the bomb….so don’t wait up for him…..

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    ferddo  6 months ago

    Instead of taking him to the Funny Farm, GTMO would be better…

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    wildthing  6 months ago

    We should give him a choice, the straightjacket or the orange jumpsuit. Either way “LOCK HIM UP”.

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    wildthing  6 months ago

    Bragg should slap a gag order on him TODAY!

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    tee929  6 months ago

    Put him in a Lemming suit and walk them off a cliff……

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    Rich Douglas  6 months ago

    Crazy. Just like the 40% of America who favor him.

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    NormN354 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did Joe Biden tell you that was funny? Ha-Ha fooled by another Biden nose stretcher.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    Great artwork, Clay!

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    felinefan55 Premium Member 6 months ago

    A local radio station years ago was changing its format. From Friday night when the old one ended until Monday morning when the new one started that song played on a loop for 60 hours! I was delivering pizza at the time so I was in my car often. That was usually the station I played in I wasn’t listening to cassettes (tells you how many years ago this was!!) The first few times it was funny. The station did this without warning nor any explanation. The next week there was an article in the paper that told us why it had happened. The first few replays I kept waiting for a different song to start figuring maybe the DJ got distracted and hadn’t put on a new record (again this was years before digital music). There had been occasions over the years where technical difficulties meant we got a song repeated. After the first night I wanted to see how long it would last. so I’d switch over to them. By Sunday I just wanted it to stop. During the weekend I had to take my young daughters places. They freaking LOVED it. Almost 3 decades later and the girls still remember it fondly.

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    DM2860  6 months ago

    They are still trying to but they still cannot (after 7 years of investigations) find any evidence that he has committed a single crime. (other than the crime of being a non-politician being a successful president)

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    gmu328  6 months ago

    that song was banned, tRump should be banned

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