Clay Jones for June 04, 2023

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Actually, she accidently walked onto a paintball field.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  6 months ago

    Colour me surprised!!

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 months ago

    I gather she went to Target – where in some backward states she couldn’t find PRIDE gear, but Bessie must live in a progressive, intelligent, and caring state.

    Or she could be a tranny, but that’s a lot of bull.

    Either way, You go, gurl!

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    Grandma Lea  6 months ago

    Yep she seems aware of the bigotry and discrimination around her and how it is utterly stupid. Or maybe she thinks the colors will prevent stupid hunters from shoot her and calling it a mistake because they thought she was something else

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nice teats – which I’m only saying to vex the nanny bot.

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    knutdl  6 months ago

    They are all naked (OMG).

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    DC Swamp  6 months ago

    Looks like Bessie needs some of those Target pants with some extra tuck in space.

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    aristoclesplato9  6 months ago

    Looks like a ridiculous cow. Hmm….

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    akachman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Bessie loves lovely, really. I love normal people and other sentinent beings (i.e., not evil). Love the Bud Light!

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    thelordthygod666  6 months ago

    I’m not gay, but I’m tempted to hang a gay pride flag out front as a middle finger to all the phobes. (but our Texas HOA limits flags to military, old glory & Texas colleges)

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    WickWire64  6 months ago

    Wowser! The racist and homophobic and misogynistic GQP trolls are waving their hate pride flags today but probably only with 1 hand since they truly are a bunch of wankers. Trying to fear monger about what folks do in their bedrooms or about folks finding someone who loves them for themselves really is pretty darned pathetic even for a bunch of INCEL trolls. Makes you almost feel sad for those suckers & losers. But not quite. Trying to bully people for loving each other is the best of what the vilest of vile and scared fascist cults who are terrified of others being happy are trying to do and it sure is not much now is it?

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    piper_gilbert  6 months ago

    Knowing that Jesus was undoubtably woke. I am proudly woke.

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    I guess anti gay republicans will have to hide under their rocks this month.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Tucker Carlson: “I don’t find her sexy anymore!”

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    Ally2005  6 months ago

    Someone in the GQP brainless trust makes up their own meaning of a word and the rest of the cult marches along like good little marionettes. How WOKED-up is that!

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    Anyone see the photos of mike pence on a motorcycle?

    He looked dead butch! So macho! So manly!

    Ordinarily, he looks like an undertaker’s assistant or the gym teacher who wants to check if your jockstrap fits.

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    IndyW  6 months ago

    What’s wrong with Bessie? Looks great to me. Flavored milk? A friend had an Angus bull that would sit like a dog and that was okay.

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    tabby  6 months ago

    This comment from the frog has to be the funniest comment of the day. Seriously, does he think bulls have udders?

    “This coming from a guy who explains that an udder is a feature of “female cows.” LOL!!”

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    Al Fresco  6 months ago

    Bessie went to Target. If her Chick-fil-A friends want a Pride outfit too. Target will have every size and rainbow style in stock. No one is buying them. The store is also throwing in a case of Bud Lite with every purchase.

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    walstib  6 months ago

    And now for something completely different: a very satisfied customer testimonial! If you are ever in Wisconsin, buy some Spotted Cow craft beer. It’s nectar of the gods! From New Glarus, WI, only sold in Wisconsin.

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