Clay Jones for December 01, 2023

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    What’s that masked character in the wagon?

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    Coopersdad  5 months ago

    Make sure all of his food is fried in lard and not drained!

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    knutdl  5 months ago

    Pizza rat got the pizza. GREAT!

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Traitor Trump was not eating because he KNEW he lost fair and square.

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    cmxx  5 months ago

    The tiny words: two fortune cookies: one says (20)24 and the other says Yer Fat.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 5 months ago

    This is so absurd. I wish it wasn’t true.

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    smithsilverstrea  5 months ago

    tRump will be glad to see that is not a green m&m

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Nice touch with the “Hater Tots.”

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Thought I read they weren’t BFFs any longer because Traitor45 didn’t lend support when McCarthy was ousted from the Speaker position.

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    Olddog1  4 months ago

    That steak should be burnt before the ketchup goes on it.

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    piper_gilbert  4 months ago

    It was a mission of mercy. Such a tragedy.

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    DC Swamp  4 months ago

    I thought fat shaming is a faux pas in contemporary civil society.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!. Spot on, Mr Jones.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Kevin is a compassionnet man, kudos to supporting his friend at a time of need. /S

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    MC4802 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Such a good friend, bless his heart.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    “Orange Jesus”???? How about ORANGE JUDAS?

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    T Smith  4 months ago


    Do you have any idea how hard it is to lose 120 pounds?

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    librarylady59  4 months ago

    I highly doubt this *malignant narcissistic psychopath stopped eating. Hahaha!

    *The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President, ed by Bandy Lee.

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    johnbrown1859  4 months ago

    The real problem hire is this: if Drumf stops eating, the entire agricultural economy could collapse.

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Clay’s blog on this one is one of his funniest ever. Kremlin Kevin has no shame, no morals, and no ethics. And he is a much better person than Traitor Trump.

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 4 months ago

    215 pounds is, sarcastically, “withered away”. So as long as I stay sarcastic, I’m currently “withered”. I like that much better than staring into the mirror worried about how wide I am.

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    charliekane  4 months ago

    PR takin’ first crack at the relief supplies?

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    SammySnyder  4 months ago

    Gee, only three years late with this cartoon!

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    weatherman  4 months ago

    ^^ The news that McCarthy helped his dear, depressed friend, just came out this week.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pizza Rat: JUMP b4 it’s 2 late‼️

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    Nantucket Premium Member 4 months ago

    Kevin McCarthy was being considered for speaker after Boehner, but he bragged that the TENTH Benghazi hearing hurt HRC’s poll numbers. But he has claimed that the multiple hearings were not political.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Another grand slam Clay.

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    cherns Premium Member 4 months ago

    Liz Cheney’s story about Kevin McCarthy’s mission of mercy to Mar-a-Lago is being taken by some to demonstrate that TFG knew that he had lost, and therefore he knew that his subsequent actions to overthrow the election were illegal, demonstrating mens rea (“guilty mind”). This as opposed to his defence that he actually believed (and still believes) that he had won and been cheated, and therefore his subsequent actions were possibly-misguided attempts to Stop The Steal.

    Unfortunately, the story, while amusing, don’t really prove this. He can still say that, at first, he accepted his loss (and stopped eating, sure), but that Rudi, and Sidney’s Kraken, then pointed out to him all the election irregularities and “showed” him how “rigged” the election had been.

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    CamiSu Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trump wither away? We should BE so lucky!

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