Clay Jones for December 04, 2023

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    Flashaaway  5 months ago

    Good catch Clay!

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    Hello Everyone  5 months ago

    He was too much of an embarrassment to be kept around for the next election. Just the GOP cutting a political liability or he would have been kicked out sooner.

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    knutdl  5 months ago

    Steam (Where is Pinocchio?)

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    knutdl  5 months ago

    Pizza rat is a great singer (what a rat).

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    adunano367  5 months ago

    Hopefully the first of a long line of ousters.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 5 months ago

    Nice. I’m glad he didn’t create this comic too. He’s never funny—intentionally.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ooooh! He took the red stapler! Nice touch, Clay!

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    VegaAlopex  5 months ago

    I suppose he also wrote the flip side, “It’s the Magic in You, Girl”.

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    Patjade  5 months ago

    I hear Fox could use someone like him for one of their Prime Time slots.

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    Hahahaha

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  5 months ago

    I pretty sure this song was written for him

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    Direwolf  5 months ago

    Most of the GQP including the speaker voted for him to STAY. There were just enough R votes added to the Dems to boot him out but it’s not like the repugs cleaned their own house. IMO the Dems should have abstained from the vote and let the repugs deal with having santos hanging around their neck in the next election.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now he’s probably jumped to the top of Trump’s list as VP in ’24, he has all the criteria.

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    DC Swamp  5 months ago

    Yaaawwwwnnnn………the peon Santos is gone, good riddance. Now it’s time to move on to gold brick Menendez. Show some consistency in congress.

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    Direwolf  5 months ago

    Consistency swampy? In the republican party?? You really have to be joking…right? The only truly consistent thing in the republicans in congress is their hypocrisy.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    There’s more to be rid of, who actually are doing more harm than this twit.

    Good riddance to one of the scumbags in congress…they barely hit the cherry on the cake….

    Evil seems to have taken hold of the former party, GOP!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Santos was born in 88. Steam released that song in 69…

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    We don’t even know if that is his real name.

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    Whoever takes Santos’ place, won’t have a tenth of his imagination.

    They’ll choose some wooden, dull eyed automaton.

    I miss George already.

    ’’Therefore, send not to know

    For whom the bell tolls,

    It tolls for thee.’’

    George wrote that poem and it’s a darn good one too!

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    Behuva5  5 months ago

    I think it was Jimmy Kimmel who said for us not to feel sorry for George getting fired because with a resume like his, he’ll be hired in no time…

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    piper_gilbert  5 months ago

    Remember the members that voted to keep him in. You are who you vote for. They reflect you. No getting around it.

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    s49nav  5 months ago

    Had Santos run as a Democrat, he would still be in Congress.

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    Direwolf  5 months ago

    s49nav, santos will probably claim he DID run as a Democrat

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    Kurtass Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love the red stapler.

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    casonia2  5 months ago

    Hilarious, Clay!

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    Victory  5 months ago

    Good old georgie. I can’t wait for the movie:

    THE ABSOLUTLEY TRUE, UNQUESTIOANBLY ACCURATE, INCREDIBLY HONEST, UNDENIABLY AUTHENTIC,

    COMPLETELY SINCERE, UNPARALLELED IN VERACITY, NEVER EXAGERATED, WHOLLY TRANSPARENT,

    REMARKABLY UNBLEMISHED,CONSISTENTLY TRUTHFUL,UNFAILINGLY FACTUAL,

    CONGRESSIONAL CAREER OF,

    THE ONE,THE ONLY, REPUBLICAN GEORGE SANTOS.

    (WHOSE NAME MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ANTHONY DEVALDER OR KITARA REVACHE)

    lincoln project

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    Victory  5 months ago

    Based on the gold and the cash, menendez got hundreds of thousands of dollars from the people who were bribing him.

    The Transportation Department under republican secretary elaine chao designated a special liaison to help with grant applications and other priorities from her husband mitch mcConnell, paving the way for grants totaling at least $78 million for favored projects just as mcConnell was running for re-election.

    Who should they arrest first?

    menendez, mcconell, or the missus?

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    Victory  5 months ago

    It’s hilarious that santos can’t spell “office stuff”.

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    Victory  5 months ago

    What’s gonna become of that little bald guy with the beard, who was always smiling, speed-walking down the hallways with santos, fleeing reporters?

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    Al Fresco  5 months ago

    Not box full of cash and gold bars? Oh, that was Sen. Menendez, the next to go.

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    As for our resident trolls: hypocrisy is ALWAYS dishonesty. No exceptions to the case. Yes, Menendez should be booted out. Yes Traitor Trump should drop out of the race.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Hit the road,Jack…..

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    Wonder if Clay was thinkin of the old version by Steam or the Bouncy version by Bananarama? Just askin’ for a friend.

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    In the words of Abraham Lincoln.

    “If they booted all the liars and thieves from the House of representatives, there’d be no one left but me and the janitor. And I’m wondering about the janitor.”

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 5 months ago

    That is too funny! Well done.

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    rossevrymn  5 months ago

    heeeeeee

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