Clay Jones for December 05, 2023

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    TampaFanatic1  5 months ago

    Clay forgot to put in a pile for DeSatan’s dislike of federal unemployment benefits during the pandemic. DeSatan cut them off in FL because his buddies in big business were whining about not be able to get people to work part-time in FL for the minimum wage (at the time $10/hour). FL has some of the most draconian unemployment benefits: 2 thirds of your salary but capped at $275/week, well below the poverty level, let alone what would be a reasonable living wage. No wonder we have so many people living in their cars, vans and tents as the working man often cannot afford rent and DeSatan has allowed evictions to resume at an astronomical rate. DeSatan is pro-conglomerate, anti-union/ pro-right to work, anti-mandatory health care and a downright diabolical tool with no soul.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Maybe just don’t let him loose in public?

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    Hello Everyone  5 months ago

    It is weird to have Fox host a debate with 1 Republican Presidential candidate and 1 Liberal governor? Especially considering DeSantis was rumored(?) to have a teleprompter and Newsome was not.

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    adunano367  5 months ago

    How does he keep those pretty go-go boots so white? A pair for every day?I don’t know who would be worse in the White house, but I’m votin’ blue brother! A car wash attendant would have more sense.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  5 months ago

    And this wants to be president.

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    admiree2  5 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS….This just in…

    In order to increase his popularity DeSatanist’s running mate will be Georgie “Fatty” Santos. (Well, he couldn’t get much worse in the polls.)

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    Say What? Premium Member 5 months ago

    I expected those piles to be bigger.

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    The Nodding Head  5 months ago

    Governor Newsom summed up the meaning of the evening with this pithy sentence: “Neither of us will be the nominee for our party in 2024.”

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    All things Trump approves of.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Noted Florida professors are leaving even tenured jobs at state universities in response to his politicizing of the education system.

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    DC Swamp  5 months ago

    Whenever Republicans engage in culture wars they lose.

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    Victory  5 months ago

    These idiot republicans are claiming desantis won.

    Won what?

    A debate, to win NOTHING, against a Governor who had NOTHING to lose?

    All desantis did was show GREATER evidence of his ineptitude in everything political.

    He couldn’t even do a fake SMILE.

    desantis’ performance in the debate was so unimpressive, trump didn’t even insult him.

    And today, Newsom is still the Governor of one of the biggest, most important places in the world, which ALSO has a Disney amusement corporation, that DOESN’T hate the governor.

    ron desantis.

    So desperate to win, he wants to be like donald trump, for God’s sake.

    And so PATHETIC, even THAT is beyond him.

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    piper_gilbert  5 months ago

    You’ve got to give praise to Newsome. He walked into the lion’s den and debated DeSantis and Hannity. It was two on one, and he still shined.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Just because he’s out of the Presidential race doesn’t mean he isn’t still a dangerous bum.

    When you wish upon a star…it’s to send De Santis somewhere far…..

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    charliekane  5 months ago

    PR steerin’ clear of that crap.

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    s49nav  5 months ago

    Clay Jones must live in a Blue city. He’s getting accustomed to using maps of where all the poop is.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    The gutless wonder isn’t the only one leaving trails of bull$hit all over the country….

    The congress is coddling a whole herd of cowards….

    VOTE CAREFULLY IN 2024 or we’ll end up in a fascist country with the rump as “king of the heap” forever!

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    IndyW  5 months ago

    DeSantos, walking the streets of San Francisco?

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    librarylady59  5 months ago

    Touché, Me Jones!

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    T Smith  5 months ago

    He is a horrible person, and a horrible candidate… but he is representative of the mainstream of the Republican Party.

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    tee929  5 months ago

    In a ‘worst case scenario’ and a Redpublican wins in 2024, maybe he/she will make DeSensitive the “Trans-portation” Secretary.

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    If you good people will kindly indulge me, I will post a comment on this toon first, and then comment about yesterday’s classic. Here we go: DeSantis is possibly the least charismatic politician in recent memory. I have to wonder if he might be somewhere on the autism spectrum: he simply doesn’t seem to engage with other people at all comfortably.

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    Thanks to you good people kindly indulging me, here we go about yesterday’s classic: It baffles me that so many people can’t see that Santos and Trump are pretty nearly the same person. (One obvious difference is that one is a traitor and the other merely an apologist for traitors.) Their similarities, one would think, would be obvious to any conservative, liberal, or (like myself) moderate with the ability to reason (or tie his own shoes by his own self). Both are career criminals, though of course Trump began his career decades earlier. (Trump had the advantage of having a career criminal for a father, whereas Santos started from scratch.) Both have lying hard-wired into their tiny little brains, and both find it nearly impossible to tell the truth, even though the occasional truth would actually benefit their own agendas. Both are extremely stupid, and therefore (necessarily) their lies are extremely stupid. Both are very weak, but are desperately trying to prove to others (and to themselves) that they are strong. Both are cowards. Both are crybabies. And both belong in prison.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Sunstroke can do that to you.

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    DC Swamp  5 months ago

    Snapcrap is an app created by a new arrival to San Francisco, Sean Miller. He wanted to do something about the human feces, drug paraphernalia, and other mess permitted by the leftist policies of the city. Residents can use the app, often by taking photos of human feces, hence the app name, and sent it to the city for a request with cleanup.

    Snapcrap got a short break recently when San Fran cleaned out the homeless and their crap in preparation for the visit of Biden’s boss, Xi Jinping. I wonder where they put all those people? Now the app is back in action.

    San Fran was such a beautiful city, I’m glad to have visited before the leftist rot and decay set in.

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    shannon1352  5 months ago

    But…But..But according to the GOP, Florida is one of the best run states in the US!!

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    Free Radical  5 months ago

    Remember, Florida is mostly swamp, literally and figuratively

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    Al Fresco  5 months ago

    What? No war on failed governors with slicked-back hair?

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    Gnork  5 months ago

    From The New Yorker:

    “Even in 2021, San Francisco had the highest per-capita income level of any major city in America.

    By many measures, San Francisco is the safest it has ever been. Violent crime is a third of what it was in 1985, and currently twenty per cent below the average of twenty-one major American cities.

    The city has a triple-A credit rating. Most of its residential neighborhoods are clean and green and bustling. With the exception of the Tenderloin, the neighborhood from which most dire imagery comes, a walk through San Francisco is a stroll around an affluent Pacific capital of small bookstores and night markets and weekend festivals—so much so that one can almost wonder where the idea of a city in decline emerged.”

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 5 months ago

    No one from Florida was ever forbidden from saying the word “gay”, the illegals chose to get on the busses after they were sent to Florida, we should support anything that limits the killing of babies, and I have yet to see anything that he said that was against science only things that were against $cience.

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