Clay Jones for February 19, 2024

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    M? Is he wearing a Maga-cap?

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Grab the tie Pizza rat, grab the tie.

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    brwydave Premium Member 4 months ago

    Who is the Bandito shadowing the order taker? and why is he there?

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    admiree2  4 months ago

    How about a crappy shoe in exchange for a Crappy Meal?

    Or will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a burger.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Careful, Is-adorable Trump-kin, lest that long tie get entangled out the window!

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    ikini Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sippy cup says McStinky.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hasn’t he been buying from the dollar menu for decades?

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    Fern   4 months ago

    Can one of the enlightened explain who was victimized by Trump in this case?

    The bank loved doing business with him….I don’t get it, help

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    He just has to sell 1 million pairs of his $399 golden sneaker. Get your orders in now before they’re sold out!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  4 months ago

    What’s good on the dollar menu? Hamberders, of course. Ketchup is free.

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    Direwolf  4 months ago

    Like he’d actually pay for his burgers

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    stevesabe  4 months ago

    the orange biggler clown get’s what he took from people, like trump university, trump steaks, and trump casino, duuuu

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    In a spectacular move, rumps sheep raise millions for his fees but he can’t use that money…pitiful! He counts on the dumb-@sses to support his trials and lifestyle of the not-so-rich and infamous villains!

    The bandito must be Smith observing his every move!

    Pizza Rat…watch out before he runs you down, like he does everyone who gets in his way….

    Good one! ❤️

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    Radish the wordsmith  4 months ago

    The Mgas will keep giving liar traitor Putin loving criminal Trump money to pay for his rape convictions and his fines for cheating the USA out of taxes.

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    Victory  4 months ago

    It’s a meritless argument for people to suggest that trump’s crimes hurt no one, and therefore aren’t crimes.

    One of the reasons for the existence of laws is to protect society from reckless people.

    If someone has a tendency to drive drunk, and blow through stop signs, and drive in excess of 100 mph, should the police give them a pass because so far nobody has been hurt?

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Put on your thinking caps boys and girls, ready?

    Has any leader, of any country, ever, sold sneakers?

    I will allow, boots, shoes and Crocs. …. No? }:-)

    Half a billion smackeroos in fines, criminal trials on the calendar and the great orange blob is selling sneakers.

    Has someone slipped Peyote into my porridge?

    Dude! Look at the colors!

    Heard a commentator on MSNBC say: “Half a billion smackeroos in fines…” smiling like a Cheshire Cat, she was.

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Half a Billion Smackeroos in Fines

    I wonder, how that would look on a Tee shirt?

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    “What’s good on the dollar menu?”

    Euros? British pounds? Actually, Swedish kronor are pretty cheap right now.

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    Radish the wordsmith  4 months ago

    When asked how Fascism starts, Bertrand Russell once said:

    “First, they fascinate the fools. Then, they muzzle the intelligent.”

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    Escapee  4 months ago

    Your worthless lawyers

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    piper_gilbert  4 months ago

    Get the dollar before you hand him the food. Just saying.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Umm.. wrong line, you need the one around back by the dumpster.

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    Bex Premium Member 4 months ago

    Stop rewarding the lying troll with the top comment.

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    Ally2005  4 months ago

    Maybe Rump can sell a pair of his new golden hightops to the Saudi’s for $$$$$$$$$ plus S/H. The NRC could always have a yard sale. The My Pillow guy could become the My Sneaker guy.

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    When capital is used up loaning money to people who are lying cheats (Trump) its no longer available to loan to honest hard working people who will use it to build something useful. The other reason is its against the law. You might question why the law is like that but that doesn’t change the fact Trump broke NY law continuously for decades. I know Trump doesn’t believe in the rule of law. But that doesn’t mean the rest of us shouldn’t.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 4 months ago

    It appears that the bank either didn’t do due diligence in determining the value of the collateral or chose to go along with Trump in falsifying their value. Either way, if this is standard operating procedure in New York City real estate, which seems to be the case, it would go a long way to explaining why a room the size of my walk in closet rents for $1000 a month. The victims of Bank fraud are all of the other customers who aren’t getting sweet heart deals. Even if they aren’t directly customers of the bank, the rent they pay is the result of the owner of that closet not getting lower rates because that advantage has already been used up by Trump.

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    ncorgbl  4 months ago

    The ketchup is still free.

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    clayjonz creator 4 months ago

    Dear goons, you can’t continue howling that the Bidens are corrupt while defending Trump being a fraud.

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    clayjonz creator 4 months ago

    Dear lying Russian bot claiming “Bidenflation” killed McDonald’s dollar menu. It did not. They still have it. Google is your friend. Learn how to use it.

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    wildthing  4 months ago

    “Truth Social” belongs on the dollar menu……….

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe the orange one,since he lives primarily in NYC where the pizza rats tend to live,should take lessons on how best to forage for food……

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    IndyW  4 months ago

    I bet he could use a happy meal about now.

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    Rich Douglas  4 months ago

    “How many burgers can I get for a pair of these gold sneakers?”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    Morons Aren’t Going Away

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