Clay Jones for February 23, 2024

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    JDave   3 months ago

    Looks like MAGAt brains to me.

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    sipsienwa Premium Member 3 months ago

    It is ridiculously extreme. Bama does not take care of the parents and children it has.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    I noticed yesterday there were like 240 comments (of course many were by a certain troll in his manic phase—and I honestly sympathize for him: neither physical illnesses nor psychological illnesses are laughing matters.). (This doesn’t excuse its George Santos level of lying, of course.) I’ve followed Clay Jones for years (he is my favorite active political cartoonist) but I can’t recall anything close to that many comments on one toon.

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    knutdl  3 months ago

    This iss buIIshit and chickenshit (OMG)

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    As for the toon itself: embryos, frozen or not, can’t be seen without a microscope. Nobody denies that both sperm and egg are alive and therefore an embryo is alive. Is it a person? For almost all of human history the answer would be "no ". For almost all of human history fetuses would not qualify as persons. Until they are viable—and, yes, viability with modern medical science occurs earlier and earlier in a pregnancy. No easy answers but we do know that Alabama judges tend to be childish backward and primitive.

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   3 months ago

    Next target…. IVF.,.no, really…they are claiming that children born with the help of IVF procedures shouldn’t exist…hhmm?..…what do they expect will happen to all those fertilized ovum?…

    There should be a law against uneducated lawmakers practicing medicine.

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    brwydave Premium Member 3 months ago

    My God, I ate two murdered chickens at breakfast.

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    GiantShetlandPony  3 months ago

    The Repubs are off the rails. They all need to be committed into mental health institutions, not be making policy.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    That would only be murder if the egg is fertilized.

    Though give them time. I’m sure they’re working up to a requirement that NO human egg go unfertilized, and then unborn. Masturbation will still be legal though, because it’s always men who make up these things.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Alabama Supreme Court is guilty of counting the children before they’re hatched.

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    robcarroll1213  3 months ago

    I’d like a Murdered Chicken McMuffin with a hashbrown, please.

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    rossevrymn  3 months ago

    Bad analogy, this is an area where Ted Rall nailed it. The fetus is life, the zygote is life; the woman has the right to abort. Too often people try to avoid the obvious to avoid the tough questions……………………be tough and own our decisions.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Alabama judge has ensured the ruling will be overturned on appeal by citing Biblical law in it.

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    The Nodding Head  3 months ago

    Brutal murder of animals is A-OK.

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    sevaar777  3 months ago

    Expect the Alabama Moral Police to eventually conduct public stonings of unchaste women/s?

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    wildthing  3 months ago

    You do know that Saint Mike Pence’s wife had a child by IVF, right?

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    We has seen the enemy  3 months ago

    Good analogy

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Perhaps Alabama wants to count frozen embryos as residents, to get more Federal aid? They’ll have to name the little critters and get them SSI numbers first.

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    BDY  3 months ago

    Southern fried justice.

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    piper_gilbert  3 months ago

    I want to thank Alabama for churning out more Democrat voters.

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    eclairewl Premium Member 3 months ago

    One of Clay’s best ever.

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    Totalloser Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wonder if they are now considered children can I deduct my 100 embryos as dependents on my taxes?

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    clayjonz creator 3 months ago

    One of the trolls says former Virginia Governor Ralph Northam was in favor of after-birth abortion. The other troll says a “quick search is all it takes” to prove it’s true. No. A quick search is all it takes to prove that our trolls, once again, are lying.

    In a radio interview, Northam said, “When we talk about third-trimester abortions … it’s done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus that is non-viable,” Northam said. “If a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen. The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother.”

    He was talking about cases with severe deformities. You trolls should know something about that.

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    clayjonz creator 3 months ago

    And thank you to the troll who educated us that eggs you purchase in the grocery store won’t hatch. What a big brain you must have. Also, Metaphor: is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.

    A quick search can show you the definition of “literally,” Mr. Science.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is that why the price of eggs now equals that of chicken?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    If embryos are considered people, let’s count them as votes for Biden in November.

    I don’t think they’d vote for the other party who hates them

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    IndyW  3 months ago

    I like my chicken “embryos” over easy, soft boiled, and scrambled. Yum!

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    charliekane  3 months ago

    Iffn I raises chickens mysef, an I cook me up a egg my rooster done done the deed to, is I engagin’ in animal cruelty?

    St. Onan, help us!

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    In Alabama Chickens are people too

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    smartgrr  3 months ago

    Does the troll know about Balut?

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    tauyen  3 months ago

    If they were a person then they could be claimed as a dependent on the tax return.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    The government has no business in people’s kitchens.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    This, and other attacks on women’s rights across the country (added to the fact that a majority of people hate Trump), is why Republicans are sailing into disaster this November.

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    cherns Premium Member 3 months ago

    I eat full-grown murdered chickens all the time, so eating murdered pre-born chickens doesn’t bother me either.

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    I Play One On TV  3 months ago

    Again, few people confuse fried eggs with fried chicken.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Judges (and politicians) with zero understanding of science are laughable, yes, but also dangerous. In any event, people should never confuse a palm reader with a hand specialist.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Here’s your fun-fact… In Korea, they love to eat chicken feet.

    Dämndest thing you ever saw. Pick up a foot and chew it up.

    Chicken feet are supposed to go into hot dogs.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    In North Korea dogs go into hot dogs…..

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    IndyW  3 months ago

    An embryo, “an unborn or unhatched offspring in the process of development, in particular a human offspring during the period from approximately the second to the eighth week after fertilization (after which it is usually termed a fetus)”

    Until then, it’s just an unfertilized egg.

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