Clay Jones for April 14, 2024

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 2 months ago

    So now, all of a sudden, the glove does fit after all!

    Helluva way to find THAT out!

    One of O J Simpson’s lawyers (the appellate specialist hired for the appeal after the guilty verdict they had expected) was Alan Dershowitz, famed defender of perverts and pedophiles (who once wrote an article saying the age of consent should be sixteen).

    Some of the infamous clients of lawyer Alan Dershowitz include…

    O J Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein.

    As of this week, TWO DOWN, TWO TO GO

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    danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rat in the corner, no pizza. Must be Hell.

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    Coopersdad  2 months ago

    I wonder if Satan is retiring and O.J. is his replacement!

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    Yeah, I know all the editorial cartoonists HAD to do it, but my favorite active cartoonist (we know neither Oliphant nor Toles are active), one Clay Jones, could not only do better in his sleep, he could do better in a COMA. And, yes, I had the misfortune to watch the Bronco crawl and the trial crawl.

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    Sun  2 months ago

    Late again, Clay.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    ^^ has set.

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    Once again, Clay wins. This is brilliant.

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    And his estate has said it will continue to fight efforts by the Goldman and Brown families to finally collect on the civil judgements he eluded paying all these years. His legacy lives on.

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    robcarroll1213  2 months ago

    We concur, Lucifer!

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    Grandma Lea  2 months ago

    Hear Cerberus is looking forward to a large portly orange stained chew toy

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    BDY  2 months ago

    He won’t need it. there are no cold hands in hell.

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    ShadowMaster  2 months ago

    He had what his victims did not—about 29 more years of life. Time to face the music, OJ. No slick lawyers this time.

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    librarylady59  2 months ago

    Touché, Mr Jones.

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    smithsilverstrea  2 months ago

    It won’t fit. Heat makes leather shrink.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Another one hit out of the park by Mr Jones. Just great.

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    Ally2005  2 months ago

    OJ, this is your new roommate, Jeff Dahmer.

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    Zuhl's Wife  2 months ago

    ⇧ A stupid Dahmer joke that scored Zuhl a T-shirt long ago, from 91x’s “Stump the Comedian” radio contest:

    Q; What’s the best way to make a skeleton?

    “huh? I dunno…”

    A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel! (badda-boom!)

    Q: Ok, Here’s another chance: How do ya make leper sausage?

    “ummmm…”

    A: Stick a sock in the other end!

    “ew… Hey, I’m gonna use that in ’Vegas next weekend!”

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    truthsocialol  2 months ago

    oj was an inspiration.

    He proved that you can kill people, and commit rape, and steal classified documents, and extort for the purpose of stealing votes and more, BUT, if you can get enough money to hire enough lawyers…

    You could still theoretically be the republican nominee for president.

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    Al Fresco  2 months ago

    If it fits, he’s full of shi$.

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