Clay Jones for April 21, 2024

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    Radish the wordsmith  2 months ago

    MTG wants to destroy Mike for funding our government.

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    adunano367  2 months ago

    I’ve met women like mtg, most are so stupid they’ll get YOU in trouble!

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    Fern   2 months ago

    All the flag wavers, enjoy your new country.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    I know it’s a lost cause, of course, but can even one of our resident trolls point to even ONE crime Mayorkas committed? (Spoiler alert: not one member of the Traitor Trump cult in the House ever once pointed to a crime…..)

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    Fern   2 months ago

    Ayo Clay.

    Allan Bird, the governor of Papua New Guinea’s East Sepik province, told The Guardian he was “lost for words” when he heard Biden’s comments. He added that he wasn’t offended but instead found the remarks “hilarious,” speculating that the American president had simply heard stories of cannibalism from his own parents and they had stayed with him for the rest of his life.

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    hoot1  2 months ago

    CJ…Such brilliant tooning and the art is so delightful! The yellow submarine, spongebob, Wilson, the shark & octopus…all of it wonderful and a creative treasure….

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 2 months ago

    We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submaire, a yellow submarine….

    I see pizza rat is after the pizzafish…

    I had to look up the license plate. Very good Clay.

    That plate was found in a shark in “Jaws.” It obviously referenced “Live and Let Die”

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    Lolapoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Need to put that Truth Social (DJT) stock in Davy Jones’s Locker.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  2 months ago

    Good he deserves it

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    knutdl  2 months ago

    Pizza rat and the yellow submarine in the same cartoon. OMG! I miss a sippy cup.

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    Zuhl's Wife  2 months ago

    Wow… hilarious MAD Magazine imagery flies like spaghetti in Clay’s creative brain.

    Love it!

    However, the sixty-four dollar question (from fines imposed for fraternizing with German or Japanese women during occupation?) still remains: will Democrats (a few chosen to “take one for the team”) bail him out from the anti-American freaks, as the lesser of evils and to actually try to get things done in Congress?

    I’m guess that MAGA Mike, after high level security briefings, actually saw the need to protect Ukraine’s, our country, and our allies interests despite the MAGA / Nazi fifth-columnists. What he’ll do if rescued, is still to be seen.

    BLUF: Can you trust a Republican to keep his word?

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    imagenesis  2 months ago

    Let’s see, I spot pizza rat, SpongeBob, Wilson, the yellow submarine, Mr. Krabs and Squidward in their original form, Gary the snail and someones underwear! ツ

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    By advancing legislation, MAGA Mike is throwing a bone to the GQP members in swing districts, in order to boost their chances of winning in November. He might have realized the crazy caucus malfeasants are all in safe districts, and they’ll be in the next Congress no matter what he does.

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    Kurtass Premium Member 2 months ago

    The cement shoes should be labeled “MTG”.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 2 months ago

    That is a lot of background material

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    DC Swamp  2 months ago

    The Republicans were foolish to waste time impeaching Mayorkas, the most incompetent member of the Biden kakistocracy, as there was no way it would go anywhere in the Senate. Just focus on tossing the entire kakistocracy come November. The Biden regimes border fiasco is a top issue among voters.

    This is one of Clay’s best artwork I’ve seen, lots of creatures and other things to see. The Jaws theme is a nice touch.

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    rossevrymn  2 months ago

    Poor No-Piddling Yourself, Mikey Johnson, he got to see what was going on in the adult world.

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  2 months ago

    Hello everyone, sorry I’m late. I was out waving a flag, celebrating our new country.

    I wonder, will we ever know what just happened with the Ukraine aid vote? If I had a speculum, I might speculate.

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    ShadowMaster  2 months ago

    How is Wilson down there still inflated? It goes against the laws of buoyancy!

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m just here for pizza rat‼️ (And,I see,SpongeBob…..)

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s all Hunter’s fault that there was no actual evidence against Mayorkas, no legitimate gripes against Johnson, no evidence against President Biden, etc.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    BRILLIANT!!!! All those Easter Eggs! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

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    clayjonz creator 2 months ago

    I put a lot of Easter eggs into this cartoon, but someone tell Fern that a cannibal isn’t one of them.

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    truthsocialol  2 months ago

    Clay!!

    Jaws!

    The Beatles!

    Finding Dory!

    Jaws AGAIN!

    You’re killing me!!

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    shannon1352  2 months ago

    AH!! Found Pizza Rat doing a bit of diving!

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    Escapee  2 months ago

    I love this-much better than word search!

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    Radish the wordsmith  2 months ago

    Speaking of ‘members’ of the republican House…

    ‘Wow’: CNN’s Bash stunned as GOP lawmaker rips ‘scumbag’ Matt Gaetz paying minors for sex

    CNN “State of the Union” host Dana Bash rushed to Rep. Matt Gaetz’s defense on Sunday after one of his Republican House colleagues ripped into him over accusations he paid teens for sex.

    House, Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-TX ) called the Florida lawmaker a “scumbag.”

    Asked if Johnson will survive, Gonzales went off in a tirade aimed at some members of his caucus.

    “I served 20 years in the military. It’s my absolute honor to be in Congress, but I serve with some real scumbags,” he continued. “Matt Gaetz, he paid minors to have sex with him at drug parties.”

    “Rep. Bob Good (R-VA) endorsed my opponent — a known neo-Nazi,” he then added before ranting, “These people used to walk around with white hoods on at night. Now they’re walking around with white hoods in the daytime.”

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    And of course Jim Jones helped to cover up sexual assaults and belongs in prison.

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    This one is fantastic.

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    Anonamoose Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ed who, and is that who copied using Wilson in a comic today?

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    smartman  2 months ago

    I do have to give credit to Johnson on this one thing. He was part of the Putin wing of the Republican Party, sadly that’s becoming nearly the entire party, but he went into the classified briefings, listened and read the reports, and changed his mind pushing the funding through. An open-minded Republican? Will wonders never cease? Oh wait, he’s still going to orchestrate the coup to install the Orange Fuhrer by rejecting enough EC votes to throw the election to the House where Republicans will win since they control more states.

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