Clay Jones for May 24, 2024

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    Flashaaway  about 2 months ago

    Trump is only fooling his own supporters and half of them believe they’ll be their district’s obermeisters and enforcers.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They are no longer dealing in dog whistles. They are now using bullhorns. (Or bu11$h!t horns)

    They are coming right out and saying the quiet part out loud: their goal is a new UNIFIED REICH

    I suppose TrumpubliKKKlan cult worshippers are now going to say that they don’t understand the significance of the term “Reich”?

    After a backlash, the Trump campaign took it down and blamed a low-level staffer (I guess Mrs Alito wasn’t available to blame it on and Trump doesn’t remember his own wife’s name to blame it on). But it took them EIGHTEEN HOURS to take it down and only after a bad reaction.

    So either Trump is lying about blaming it on a low-level staffer, or it means he is unable to control his own campaign, in which case, how the hell does he expect to manage a country?

    Oh yeah, the last time Trump tried to run a country, he brought complete devastation, plague, economic collapse, widening of wealth and inequality gaps and total destruction of the economic supply chain and killed a million people with his mishandling of a plague.

    And anyone who seriously thinks that this was an “inadvertent oversight” needs to read “Project 2025: the Presidential Transition Project” — a terrifying outline by the conservative Heritage Foundation for the plan for how to reshape the presidency in an authoritarian Nationalist Christian (“Nat-C” for short) “Unified Executive.” Hmmmm. Unified Executive. Unified Reich. It is just a translation from German into English.

    MAGA — Make American German Authoritarians

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    braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “I don’t take responsibility for ANY of it!”

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    ibFrank  about 2 months ago

    We all know how Trump only hires the best; therefore, it must have been Hunter Biden who put it in there. /s

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    Murray's Hill  about 2 months ago

    Here’s some extra info on the latest nothing burger making the rounds in Trump hating circles. The media has been losing it when someone on Trump’s team reposted a vid that included the words “Unified Reich” in the background of a stock template. This was one little, minuscule detail, that’s very hard to see (unless you’re someone who is specifically looking for any and every dent in Trump’s armor). The original post was created by a random account online and reposted by a staffer who clearly did not see the word, while the president was in court. Lastly, this isn’t even a reference to the Third Reich of the N*z*s. This randomly placed subhead is referring to the Austro-Hungarian Realm of The Austrian Reich. Always glad to help get the rest of the story out there.

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    knutdl  about 2 months ago

    Basil Fawlty : [two guests are speaking to Basil in

    German] Oh, German. I’m sorry, I THOUGHT there was

    something wrong with you.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The justifications by the RW for actions and words justifying circumventing U.S. political processes, hatred and racism towards those who are different, have reached sickening levels.

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    robcarroll1213  about 2 months ago

    Nothing that goes wrong is ever Trump’s fault! And because he’s a racist, fascist, sexist, fat orange sociopath only proves that he’s never at fault!

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    Adolf Trump  about 2 months ago

    “…When der trumper says, we is de master race ♫

    ♫ We heil (pffft) heil (pffft) right in der trumper’s face

    Not to love der trumper is a great disgrace♫

    ♫ So we heil (pffft) heil (pffft) right in der trumper’s face!…"

    _Boy, I love the classics, I knew the whole thing, when I was a kinder. For those who led a sheltered life, (pffft) indicates a Bronx cheer. _
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    Valiant1943 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck

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    Havel  about 2 months ago

    It seems that there are three different ways that this might be interpreted: 1) it was an innocent mistake 2) it shows that Trump and the MAGA crowd have an unhealthy affection for “empire” (it matters not one iota if it’s German or Austro-Hungarian as MH distractions above say; the point is that is that EMPIRE is the concern) or 3) it’s a cynical attempt to get people riled up keeping Trump’s name in the news for another cycle while deflecting from all his flaws both personal and presidential.

    I suspect it’s #3.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Drew it on while he was sleeping at his trial.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    I find that Trump’s communications always drop hints at his fascist intentions but, weasel that he is, he always leaves himself an out so he doesn’t have to take blame. In the “unified Reich” instance, it’s irrelevant that it was not speaking about the Third Reich of Hitler because people in this country will automatically associate the word “Reich” with the Nazis. But he can say, “that is just a little incidental thing that’s meaningless” (wink wink). Additionally, he can blame a generic staffer … because he only takes credit for things that go well.

    If we did not have such a long catalog of Trump’s statements often lifted directly from Hitler’s or Goebel’s speeches, and if we did not have endless video of him dropping little phrases familiar to the openly fascist, and if we did not have so many images of people bearing swastikas at Trump rallies, then maybe we could take his excuses more seriously. But when people — lots of people — who attend your rallies wear “Camp Auschwitz” shirts, his protestations of innocence are a little weak.

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    hfelder7219  about 2 months ago

    Interesting story of how Hitler got that mustache. He had a wide handlebar mustache, but in WWI he got gassed because he couldn’t get his mask tight over that mustache, so later he cut off the ends.

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    Chazz  about 2 months ago

    I wish Trump would drive around a convertible in Dallas.

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    fourteenpeeves  about 2 months ago


    “Trump Media” lost 327 million dollars in the past quarter.

    An"improvement" over losing only 210 million the year before.

    Assets down to $770,000.00 from one million dollars.

    And oil barons still want to put this guy in charge of the USA’s economy??

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Don’t think trump could grow his own.

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    T Smith  about 2 months ago

    Harry S. Truman — “The Buck Stops Here.”

    Diaper J. Trump — “The Buck Stops OVER THERE, only the buck$ stop here.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A staffer did it? Tiny did nazi that coming.

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    IndyW  about 2 months ago

    “Unified Reich” Yep, Donald really screwed up with that one, and deserves this toon. What a “dummkopf”.

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    truthsocialol  about 2 months ago

    After the fourth reich post on the trump site, literally zero republicans have stood up to denounce the video, NOT ONE, including and especially trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 months ago

    “I was a bit worried about the weather tonight,” Jagger said. “I thought we were going to get a Stormy Daniels but we’re all right.”

    The Rolling Stones appear to have swiftly sold out tickets to their new Hackney Diamond tour, which could put the crowds who cheered them at the Rutherford stadium at more than 80,000 people.

    While Trump’s campaign has claimed he drew 25,000 supporters to Crotona Park Thursday night, police and reports from inside the park put his numbers at about 3,500.

    Traitor Trump lies about everything all of the time.

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    wildthing  about 2 months ago

    There’ll be no adults in the room for a second Trump administration.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    I thought you cut yourself shaving and it was your soul showing through.

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    SteveO202  about 2 months ago

    Trump is too stupid to recognize nuance or to have any ideas or thoughts of any Reich other than his wet dream “Reich”.

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    Ontman  about 2 months ago

    Murray’s Hill and his fellow MAGA trolls don’t amount to a Hill of Murrays.

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    Gary Williams Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Welcome to the Fourth Reich

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    Grandma Lea  about 2 months ago

    tRump would not equate to a pimple of either Benito Mussolini or Adolf Hitler’s a$$es; they served their country with honor and was not some crossdressing democrat draft dogging wimp who so afraid of ending up being held accountable for his actions and going where he truly deserves to be, where he will replace secret service with a boyfriend

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 2 months ago

    Truth Social lost $327 million in the first quarter of 2024.

    But tell me again how he’s a ‘genius businessman’

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