Gary: The kids are so excited about our ski trip! They've gone down to the hill by the park to practice snowboading. Deanna: But they don't have a snowboard. Abby: Okay-- if Jack survives, I get to go next!
It is incredible if you get one with a Teflon ironing cover.
Are they prepping for an “iron man” competition?
Don’t they need a can o’ spray starch or silicone?
They’re not going snowboarding, they’re going iron blade boarding!
Use of the phrase, “If Jack survives”, should tell Abby and the others that this is NOT a good idea!
He may survive that but will he survive his mother after the ironing board is destroyed is another issue entirely……
“It may take a few tries to iron this out …”
August 01, 2014