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Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 01, 2023
George: Excuse me. We're supposed to play an indoor soccer match here now. Woman: You'll have to find someplace else, because we've reserved this place to practice for our cheer competition. George: This is an indoor soccer facility! Woman: It's a multiuse facility! And right now it's a cheer-squad-practice facility! And we're already here practicing! Possession is nine-tenths of the law! George: And you're clearly possessed.
gammaguy 4 months ago
My understanding is that the original of that saying is, “Possession is nine points of the law.” And in most other contexts, a “point” is 1/100th, not 1/10th.
Ellis97 4 months ago
That cheer coach sure has been doing her stretches.
rhpii 4 months ago
Try: Not a proper surface for stunts shown in the first cell. Do you want our insurance cancelled?
jrankin1959 4 months ago
Let’s see the receipt, kid…
asrialfeeple 4 months ago
Demand your payment back and claim damages.