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Silly. Everyone knows that elves use smaller goals when they play. On a related theme, someone was suggesting that women’s (real) football should use just a little smaller goals since women tend to be a little smaller. The idea seems to have died because of two good counter arguments. One, it’s just silly and would cost a lot of money. Two, if we change something it should be larger goals for men since men are mostly taller than they were when the standard was set.
Yontrop 4 months ago
Silly. Everyone knows that elves use smaller goals when they play. On a related theme, someone was suggesting that women’s (real) football should use just a little smaller goals since women tend to be a little smaller. The idea seems to have died because of two good counter arguments. One, it’s just silly and would cost a lot of money. Two, if we change something it should be larger goals for men since men are mostly taller than they were when the standard was set.
Ellis97 4 months ago
Maybe they need a smaller goal.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
This why elves do not play soccer……..
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
Elves play football, not soccer—they’re bleedin’ civilized!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago
I’d like to see what a diving attempt at a block looks like…
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Just who are they playing against? The reindeer?