Close to Home by John McPherson for June 19, 2015

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    Leroy  over 8 years ago

    LOL! I like it.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.Lord, I wanna go to heavenBut I don’t want to go tonight.Fill my boots up with sandPut a cold drink in my hand

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Oh, and a motion sensor voice recording so I can talk to all the “mourners”.

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    sneezykevina  over 8 years ago

    I told my wife I want Margarita’s at my funeral and dress me in a tie dye shirt.

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    jbduncan  over 8 years ago

    Have a party as you scatter my ashes.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    Once a Parrot Head, always a Parrot Head.

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    LeePIII Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Do the cheapest possible thing (put me in a dumpster, if you can get away with it), and enjoy the money yourself. I won’t need it.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    lee Phillips: Medical schools can have me when all workable spare parts are distributed.

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    Toxicdave  over 8 years ago

    Pack my ashes with some fireworks and shoot them off.If I’m lucky, you’ll be looking up and then say, “Damn, I got some Dave in my eye”

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    chromosome Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Reminds me of this:

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