"his last request was that his funeral be on casual friday."
LOL! I like it.
Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.Lord, I wanna go to heavenBut I don’t want to go tonight.Fill my boots up with sandPut a cold drink in my hand
Oh, and a motion sensor voice recording so I can talk to all the “mourners”.
I told my wife I want Margarita’s at my funeral and dress me in a tie dye shirt.
Have a party as you scatter my ashes.
Once a Parrot Head, always a Parrot Head.
Do the cheapest possible thing (put me in a dumpster, if you can get away with it), and enjoy the money yourself. I won’t need it.
lee Phillips: Medical schools can have me when all workable spare parts are distributed.
Pack my ashes with some fireworks and shoot them off.If I’m lucky, you’ll be looking up and then say, “Damn, I got some Dave in my eye”
Reminds me of this:
August 21, 2015