Close to Home by John McPherson for July 30, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb doesn’t like it down here. Causing his antennas to wilt.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    When I think of substitute teachers way back when, I think of either a: those poor people or b: us poor students. Either we walked all over them, or they beat us down like a rented mule.

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess it’s called middle school now.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    And STILL you ended up there? What DID you do?

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    22 years as a middle school sub? And the pay is so great. Shoot me.

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    Seems to me she would have already lived her Hell on Earth so she should have gone straight to Heaven and been instantly canonized as a saint!

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    wirepunchr  over 3 years ago

    My daughter taught a school year in the 9th Ward in New Orleans pre Katrina.

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    davanden  over 3 years ago

    You’d think she’d already served her time.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Must’ve murdered one of the little darlings!

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    jth  over 3 years ago

    With a resume like that, she should be up for sainthood.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was expecting to see Dalcon here.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Having done that, Heaven would better suit you-

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That would be one hell of a mess.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    AH CRAP, I died! AH CRAP, I’m in hell!AH CRAP, that means nuthin’ to eat but Deviled Eggs, Deviled Ham, and Devil’s Food Cake! Hmmm, wait a minute….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think the devil just got an idea for another torment.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    I prefer going through high water

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Not a very good one apparently.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Hope their clothes are fire proof.

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    rodjen1  over 3 years ago

    Why do they have clothes?

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    ComicsMama2  over 3 years ago

    That makes you a saint! Thank you!

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    gwayner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I thought all teachers go to heaven. Seems fair.

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