Close to Home by John McPherson for January 12, 2022

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    ekke  over 2 years ago

    … and that was 20 minutes ago!

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    soundcomm  over 2 years ago

    Of what year? 2020!

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    My two cents…a ‘ZAZI BAR’ will do it to you regardless of the date.

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    soundcomm  over 2 years ago

    “I’m melting…”!

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    We need a standard expiration date that isn’t best by, use by or purchase by, but an actual expiration date…end of rant

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    What the HE!! is wrong with the woman on the right’s mouth??? I’ll bet the colorist blew this one, big time!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I don’t mean to giggle but it was a Snickers.

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    Technicholls  over 2 years ago

    Bleeb, be careful not to get any of that stuff on you.

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    Prey  over 2 years ago

    Chocolate expires? Never gets a chance in my house. Also it normally says “Best before” not “Do not eat after”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago


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    garysmigs  over 2 years ago

    just for grins I looked at the crimp of my nearly empty tube of IcyHot last night…Dec. 90

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So the Zazi company found the lost Ark and raided it for candy? …Awesome!

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    If it turns green, its not a good sign.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    UH-HUH, UH-HUH, see there? Y’all thought I was just weird! That is EXACTLY why, whenever I’m in a gas station, I pass up the weird-melty face-energy bar section…

    …and go straight for a breakfast burrito and a Red Bull. NO-MELTY-FACE!

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    DM2860  over 2 years ago

    And now he has super powers

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Of what century?…..

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    The type of chocolate that melts your hand AND your mouth

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    And you’re expiring today…

    Actually the “expiration dates” don’t really mean that. Some say ‘best by 01/12/22’. Better save those expired cans for when the zombie apocalypse begins…

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    Sounds like a gourmet meal.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 2 years ago

    There are many days when, in order to decide what to have for dinner, I check the expiration dates on the cans in the pantry and select the oldest one.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    That’s what you get for doing acid.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Switch to Hostess Snack Cakes – I hear they never expire.

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    corpcasselbury  over 2 years ago

    Looks like the sequel to “The Incredible Melting Man”.

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    eberkun  over 2 years ago

    I thought it looked like her mouth was plugged with a piece of the candy bar

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    scpandich  over 2 years ago

    Oh, Bleeb, get out of there before something drips on you.

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    ars731  over 2 years ago

    It was nice of David Cronenberg to help write an Close to Home strip

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 2 years ago

    Most expiration dates are because the manufacture is trying to force people to buy replacement stuff.

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