Close to Home by John McPherson for January 13, 2022

Bleeb sees something he likes.

The only thing older than the song is that sad speaker…

Bleeps happy spending time with ol’ friends again…”Long Time No See”

She left him anyhow – looking for someone who also had some money for her…(BTW: as I had my difficulties in recognizing who’s a girl or a boy here yesterday, I have to confess I have my problems again…so who’s who?! Huh?)

Wouldn’t it have been easier to draw two house flies on the wall, two spiders, or even two potatoes for the same punchline?

More than a potato

Imagine if they had to wear glasses??? (Bullies in school would be laughing and calling them “SIXTEEN EYES!!!”)

Bleeb’s having out of town guests, how nice.

Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world…

Okay, I’m not going to hide it. That’s creeping me out a little. Those hands remind me of the final scene of “The War of The Worlds” from back in the 50s or 60s.

“… you know… we just don’t see eye-to-eye anymore!”

And I thought it was “every breath you take”

My inner pedant always translates this as “I have eyes only for you.”

I’d rather have a "Blind " date.

just don’t see it

Hey her eyes are up here, buddy….and over here…and over there….everywhere sigh

Romance her with a box of See’s candy.

Is Bleeb winking?

I sense a link to yesterday’s Scary Gary.

Awww, aliens in love, how sweet is that?