Close to Home by John McPherson for August 11, 2022

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    mdeatherage Premium Member 10 months ago

    Why is the toothpaste black??

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    But you will smellminty!

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    Copy-&-Paste  10 months ago

    I seriously doubt it will help on his teeth.!!! (Hey Bleeb, stop looking up her dress)

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    geese28  10 months ago

    He must read the label

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    jbduncan  10 months ago

    Seems logical to me! Like injecting bleach to kill COVID.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    … but if you get bitten …

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    Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago

    This is the same guy that caused Preparation H to put on their warning label: “Product is for external use only.”

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    best thing to put on bad sunburn…apple cider vinegar…trust me, i know

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    cmo2495 Premium Member 10 months ago

    My mom, who was a nurse, just used regular white vinegar on us. I don’t think apple cider vinegar was even in the stores way back when.

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    gigi20  10 months ago

    I recently bought some aloe gel and didn’t think to read the ingredients. Unfortunately the 2nd ingredient, after water, was alcohol. Definitely not soothing on irritated skin!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 10 months ago

    I don’t know what to say about this one, except according to the commercials, there should be some serious extra-whitening happening right about now.

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    chromosome Premium Member 10 months ago

    He was unfortunate to have the rarely-seen licorice Sensodyne.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Does that mean he brushes his teeth with skin lotion?

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    e.groves  10 months ago

    I’ve been brushing with Sensodyne for years. It works for me.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s worth a try. I wonder how it works on mosquito bites?

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    Buckeye67  10 months ago

    She’s right he should have use Anbesol.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Use a coarse grade sandpaper instead [snicker].

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    Aficionado  10 months ago

    Great job, Bleeb! You are in perfect position today! Bravo, alien dude, bravo!

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    crazeekatlady  10 months ago

    Hemmaroid cream works well on sunburn. Shrinks the swelling of small blood vessels well. That is what it is designed to do. And it doesn’t smell. And it isn’t greasy.

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    Aficionado  10 months ago

    I prefer avoiding sunburn.

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