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    C  4 months ago

    Where Stephen got the idea for Pet Cemetery

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    better than drawing tombstones on the toilet tank…

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    But do you know? Maybe you can get him some pet fruit flies which have an even much shorter lifespan.

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    Maybe he shouldn’t have learned to swallow them.

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Fish carcasses are great fertilizers. Native Americans buried one fish under each corn plant.

    Then they cut off one front leg from each dog in the tribe to prevent them from digging up the fish.

    I told that to my dog and she avoids the corn field every year since. Potato patch, not so much…..

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    Detroit Dan Premium Member 4 months ago

    Or teach him about ‘burial at sea’ for them..

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    rexxster  4 months ago
    Maybe a pet worm?
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    Copy-&-Paste  4 months ago

    When we were kids the Tidy-Bowl man took care of our dead fish. …FLUSH!!!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    How about silver fish? Much cheaper.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    Yeah like NO pets at all

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    scpandich  4 months ago

    Bleeb’s in camo today. Hi, Bleeb!

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    Chris  4 months ago

    um, oh my… is he that bad at taking care of goldfish?

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    I don’t think you do. Little Jeffrey might need to see someone.

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    Prey  4 months ago

    Nah, just get him a mini fryer.

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    Jim2g  4 months ago

    Who’s that hiding behind the tree

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    jbduncan  4 months ago

    Hamsters? Same problem.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    This cemetery needs to be scaled down and be fin-ished with it!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nah, you’re just doing it wrong. 1. A rousing rendition of Taps. 2. The Boatswains whistle. 3. A snappy salute. 4. Close the lid and flush.

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    davanden  4 months ago

    He seems to like these little funerals, though.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Is that a gopher behind the cross?

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    mwksix  4 months ago

    I guess the toilet must be stopped up…

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    He’s going to be a mortician…

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    It looks like one of those fish received a Christian burial. :)

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    tabby  4 months ago

    Wow, someone is bad at taking care of goldfish. I have some over 25 years old.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Maybe if he kept them in a fish bowl instead of walking them on a leash.

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    j_syr  4 months ago

    A guy walks out on his back patio, and sees his little daughter digging a hole in the backyard. He asks her “why are you digging that hole?” She replies, “I’m digging a grave for my goldfish”. He says, “I’m sorry honey… but why are you digging the whole so big?” Her reply, “because it’s inside your f*$&*#@ cat!!!”

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    po'dawg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Keep an eye on that boy, he has the makings of a real serial killer.

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    zippykatz  4 months ago

    Not even remotely funny.

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Is that Bleeb in camo by the tree?

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    It would seem….

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    mbrahms26  4 months ago

    How about a life?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    If this kid can’t even take care of a goldfish, he shouldn’t have any pets.

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