well, that is one retirement plan
OK, fill me in here, this makes no sense to me. Might help if I knew what an AARP card was…
And what’s happened with Bleeb? Haven’t seen him lately.
Oh my it’s a crop of Gen-Xers.
We here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but running it through Autocorrect, urined the punchline. Sorry.
Your friends at Autocorrect
I hate to see what would happen when he gets a bottle of Scope in the mail.
Since I turned 40, I have received mail from ARRP everyday! I am now 80 and I still get this most annoying garbage mail everyday!
I would not join ARRP if they gave me free ins. That’s how bad I loath this company. The same goes for the ads..two of the same ads in a row…
LET ME AT EM‼️
Surprise!! You’re old now.
We got them, but haven’t renewed in over a decade.
This is what happens when people internalize the idea that old is bad. Eventually, they turn into what they have been mocking.
And the impact is quite devastating.
Better that than the hooded dude holding a scythe
I got my first “Join AARP” offer in the mail at age 18. Now that I’m 64, I get one perhaps every month, usually with some “free offer” for some cheap, cheesy item I don’t want.
It’sNot the first one. It’s the next 11,952 cards they send you.
“I believe I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage.
I’ve found that just surviving was a noble fight."
I didn’t think it was that traumatic of an experience. But I considered all the good things that came with it, one being retired. I also get a discount with my phone provider.
A co-worker posted his on his cubicle wall. He was about 27 at the time.
Brilliant, Absolutely Wonderful, funny and absolutely true, made my day, thanks John.
Any room left at the bottom??? The bodies should be piling up! :)
In Canada it’s CARP. Appropriate, because that’s all they seem to do about most things. :(
This one actually made me laugh out loud.
I was in my late 40s when AARP and other retirement groups started sending literature to me, I shall not accept such until I am 65. I am Generation X, Like Susan B. Anthony I shall not call myself old because I shall be young until the Crack of Doom!
Have they started sending them out to 20 somethings yet?
So age 45?
August 21, 2015