Close to Home by John McPherson for September 07, 2023

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    you probably want s’more!

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    AllishaDawn  8 months ago

    Dang. I was hoping for cotton candy.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Ah, there’s Bleeb! I guess he’s a permanent resident of Heaven now.

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    maureenmck Premium Member 8 months ago

    Sounds sticky and messy and hard to walk through. Maybe they can fly over the marshmallow fluff.

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    Tigressy  8 months ago

    I’d prefer high-quality ice cream.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Don’t eat the yellow fluff.

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    The Orange Mailman  8 months ago

    Heaven by Dallas Holm:

    Some people say you can be too heavenly minded

    To be of any earthly good

    But I don’t think you can be too heavenly minded

    In fact, I think that thinkin’ bout Heaven is good

    Somebody asked me just the other day

    If I thought Heaven was so

    Well I said I’ve had some time

    To check this thing out

    And I know that I know

    What I know cuz I know

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  8 months ago

    That fluff between your toes will never come out, maybe they are in the other place and the sign is saying navaeh getting out, stuck here for eternity!

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    And you can eat all you want without getting full or fat!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Will there be chocolate and grahams too?

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    jango  8 months ago

    Order up a jar of peanut butter and Heaven becomes one big Fluffernutter!

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    MickMaus  8 months ago

    Then I’m not going; I loathe marshmallow.

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Bleeb is “just visiting”. See? No halo…yet.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just reach down and have a scooby snack, I like it!

    … still ain’t wearin’ the hospital gown!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    …and everyone is walking around in it in their bare feet. No thanks.

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    rbullfogg  8 months ago

    I’m glad Bleep is back!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Marshmallow fluff is one Heavenly perk, peanut butter is a Nutter.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Let’s all have a marshmallow fluff ball fight!

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    eb110americana  8 months ago

    No wonder they all have wings. Can you imagine how sticky your feet would get?!

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Would there be such a thing as a sugar-free Heaven?

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Now for the Graham crackers and chocolate. Where to get the fire…..that’s gonna be a doozy

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    ericlscott creator 8 months ago

    Snazzy heaven sign

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    mbrahms26  8 months ago

    And they’re s’mores down below!

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    T...  8 months ago

    It helps you to stick around…

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    T...  8 months ago

    Bleeb’s outside the gates watching all of John’s characters that died and went to comic heaven…

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    Aficionado  8 months ago

    Bleeb is in a really good spot for observing near heavenly sights. Note the short robe on the lady about to make her entrance into Heaven.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Are dark clouds made of chocolate… or maybe licorice?

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    samuli creator 8 months ago

    This one person is still having doubts about entering

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    Curiosity Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ick. Way too sweet and way too sticky.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 8 months ago

    My hell

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    jbduncan  8 months ago

    Food fight!

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    bike2sac  8 months ago

    The gates are not pearly.

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    chromosome Premium Member 8 months ago
    Seeing how they’re picking it up and chowing into it reminds me of what I sometimes do with fresh (clean) snow.
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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 8 months ago

    So, in heaven, signs are in English? Good to know.

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    scpandich  8 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago

    I hate marshmallows! I wonder what they are serving in the other place …

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