Close to Home by John McPherson for September 19, 2023

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    Leroy  8 months ago

    …but Thag call it “Uber-Unter-Uber-Unter.”

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    oldpine52  8 months ago

    Cue up Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 8 months ago

    I tried to get an Uber in Alabama once. They must have misunderstood me, because what showed up was a guy with seven teeth in a rusted out F-150. Turns out, it was a Goober.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 8 months ago

    Are those double overhand stopper knots or European death knots?


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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    The Tenderizer.

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    saylorgirl  8 months ago

    Hey Bleeb is hiding behind a rock.

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    @oldpine52: And follow up with Dylan’s “Everybody Must Get Stoned”. (although the actual song title is “Rainy Day Women ♯12 & 35”)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 8 months ago

    better get paid before the trip begins

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    The “driver” is a mensch.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    A man ahead of his time. Way, WAY too far ahead.

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    DM2860  8 months ago

    I call it a primitive torture device

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    There is a “not so fine” line between seat belts and restraints. If he can’t get off, it’s a restraint.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Me call it stupid.

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    Jim2g  8 months ago

    Bleeb is a time traveler

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    ericlscott creator 8 months ago

    Everyone’s wearing the same animal.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    It’s kind of a rough ride.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Yeah but do you Lyft?

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    Baucuva  8 months ago

    Uber hurt.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Still have some details to work.

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    T...  8 months ago

    I can see why bleeb hiding under rock…

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    Buckeye67  8 months ago

    OK genius, where does the passenger sit.

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    Aficionado  8 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Are you holding a hiking stick?

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    Jesse Atwell creator 8 months ago

    Fiver boulders please! Ha love this

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    eb110americana  8 months ago

    I’m curious…what’s the treadwear rating on paleolithic man?

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    jbduncan  8 months ago

    Ride might be a bit bumpy!

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 8 months ago

    The other folks will steal the idea and call it Lyft.

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