Close to Home by John McPherson for September 20, 2023

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    anyway…hope his food doesn’t make you falafel!

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    oldpine52  8 months ago

    Everything he serves is as dry as the Sahara.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    And now some breaking news. Egyptians have taken over the food truck industry. And that’s a wrap.

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Fullawful wraps.

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    Ubintold  8 months ago

    My mummy done told me.

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    Tigressy  8 months ago

    “And how are those?” – “To die for!!!”

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    PU that sphinx. He should stick to cold deserts, like flavored Isis.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Dang! That’s genius! … John’s just giving away business ideas!

    Oooo-oooo, here’s one! A vampire food truck … “SNACKULA” !

    I’m gonna be rich!

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    What an adorable food truck! It’s positively Charmin®

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    H.L. Mencken  8 months ago

    No sandwiches? Tut, tut, tut.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Dr. Who. “Are you my mummy?” (That was a heart breaker)

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    jbduncan  8 months ago

    Looks like John has the same love of puns as his followers. Corny!

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Chicken or turkey?

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    As it slowly drives down the streets does it play “Walk Like an Egyptian” over the loud speaker?

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    BoydAdams  8 months ago

    It’s only a matter of time before someone steals the idea…. or part of it…Maybe “Hollywood Salads” “It’s a wrap”…. Mummy’s Yummies is better…

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    Herd of Turtles  8 months ago

    He should use pharolls for the sandwiches.

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    Aficionado  8 months ago

    Bleeb, I am sorry that the first half of your week has been so . . . unproductive. Hopefully, little alien buddy, you will have better luck in the second half of the week, especially since the bar has been set so low.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    At least the truck’s not too pharaoh way.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    “Hey, there’s nothing in this wrap!! Egypt me!!”

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    sandflea  8 months ago

    He should at least have finger sandwiches.

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    Jesse Atwell creator 8 months ago

    This one is GAUZING me to laugh!

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Guess it would figure they specialize in wraps.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 8 months ago

    ..and they’re a bit on the chewy side today, too.

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    mbrahms26  8 months ago

    It’s all part of a pyramid scheme!

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    eb110americana  8 months ago

    Don’t eat there. I heard someone in the back coffin.

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    drmickeyg  8 months ago

    The Powers That Be tried unsuccessfully to keep this under wraps. I’d better wrap this up before TPTB come after me!

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    ericlscott creator 8 months ago

    And it looks like they’re sold out.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 8 months ago

    Heard tell his wraps are pretty binding.

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    norphos  8 months ago

    Great pun Mister McPherson!

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