Close to Home by John McPherson for November 28, 2023

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    They should head for the nearest bar, where the beer nuts are complimentary.

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    soundcomm  6 months ago

    From his vantage point, Bleeb could be accused of hurling those mocking insults!

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    That store also has a rack of Hawaiian shirts. They don’t insult you, but they are very loud.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Salad Dressing! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵) that’s a good joke!

    Whatever you do… don’t walk by the Windbreakers!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Loud colors.

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    Prey  6 months ago

    I´d flipper them off!

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    jbduncan  6 months ago

    I always wondered how they got their name.

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    walstib Premium Member 6 months ago

    At first glance, the shirts behind the woman make her look like the bride of Frankenstein.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Always shop in this department last so you don’t have to put up with the insults!

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    Elder Lee Fox  6 months ago

    Her hair looks like she’s the bride of frankinstiien.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    But the waffle shirts look delicious….for wearing though

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Those shirts will be there awhile, they don’t compliment anyone.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hiya Bleeb! She’s got her eye on you!!!!!!!! Funny, you don’t ever see turtles shopping here. :)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Impressive! Would not have thought mock turtlenecks would be that quick!

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    ekke  6 months ago

    It could be that thing she has on her head, right? Oh, wait, that’s garments from the other rack.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Well they’re certainly not complimentary. You gotta pay for those insults.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Some of them sweaters don’t have room to talk.

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    HA! I’d wear one on a city bus.

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    vonskippy  6 months ago

    I have never heard the word “pate” used in real life.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Great one John, very funny and you really dressed up that woman…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    They can’t stop now, they’re hooked.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 6 months ago

    Okay but I like that lady’s dress…!

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