Close to Home by John McPherson for November 29, 2023

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Nice try dude. Don’t believe she’ll go for it.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    You may be about to have that drink in your controller.

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    Eric Klein  6 months ago

    Nope, that is holly, it means I get to dump my drink on your drone.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sheesh! Rookie! … there’s no camera!

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    But if he flies it over her head, everybody at the party might try to kiss her.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gets .005 for effort.

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    He wasn’t any good at ventriloquism, either.

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    Aficionado  6 months ago

    Now I know that Bleeb has lost his little alien mind. He is at a cocktail party with 2 excellent targets in plain sight, and he is just standing there, out of observational range, beside a dude’s slacks. Oh, the horror.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Spoken in true nerdy fashion

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    She might just have to “kiss” him by “spilling” her drink on his kisser.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    He’s going to be walking funny when she stuffs that controller up his backside sideways for trying that…

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    jbduncan  6 months ago

    I hope that poisonous plant doesn’t fall into her drink!

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    jango  6 months ago

    And she says…Make one move buddy, and I’ll make my toe a missle. Right where it hurts!

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    What’s wrong with her knees

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    Astornauts have missle toes.

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    Ha! Brilliant!

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe the Ukrainians should try that with the Russians. Then when they’re distracted and confused as they stare at each other, send in another drone with a Christmas surprise.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Whoa, look at this! Restraining order!”

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    Ha! Well, he does drone on at parties.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    She’s about to deploy her mistle toe.

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    If athlete’s foot becomes green, it has become mistletoe. You should know that.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    There’s always one twit in the crowd….

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    Next comes the kiss of death.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    ‘Nerds…just gotta have fuun!’

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    Judeeye Premium Member 6 months ago

    Your party is sure to a success, even with a pervy geek wad, as long as Bleeb is in the house.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Love and War all-in-one panel! Excellent, John!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Smooth move but, she doesn’t look like a happy camper. Probably won’t work, especially if it messes up her hair……

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 6 months ago

    Ah, romance in the 21st century.

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    buflogal!  6 months ago

    You guys have no imagination. Spilling a drink: Bah! She gets to really hurt him. She’s going to laugh and humiliate him for not knowing what mistletoe is.

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