Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2023

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    Baarorso  6 months ago

    Addressing the “ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM”, are we? ;D

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Easy answer: at the zoo.

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    he was giving Tarzan a ride home; Don’t believe me? Check Animal Crackers

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    Wilde Bill  6 months ago

    Que?

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    “I was in the room, of course. Where else would I be?”

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    PaBlum Premium Member 6 months ago

    Doesn’t he mean January 6th? :-}

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Go ahead… call me Dumbo just one more time… Mister Pancake… er, Mister Prosecutor!

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    One thing an elephant always remembers is the Fifth Amendment.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 6 months ago

    My memory is fine. My attention to detail was quite likely focused elsewhere.

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    Aficionado  6 months ago

    Bleeb is riveted by this courtroom drama.

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    Prey  6 months ago

    On a sea cruise – he had his trunk with him.

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    CrimsonOne18  6 months ago

    What, no red coloring available for the stripes on the flag?

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    Herd of Turtles  6 months ago

    He needs to see a doctor, it looks like he has elephantitis.

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    thank goodness there isn’t a peanut gallery

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    jbduncan  6 months ago

    Seems like the corny punsters got up early today, good job!

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    Ishka Bibel  6 months ago

    He was in “the room”

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    Elephants are known for a long accurate memory…unlike husbands. lol

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    I suspect he was out getting trunk.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Eating peanuts. Lots and lots of peanuts

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    That’s irrelephant, your honor!

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    “I’ve been to so many rallies, it’s hard to keep them straight.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    He meant what he said and he said what he meant.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Ok, I’ll admit I was being the “elephant in the room” at the Ladies Book Club…..

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Tuscany? At a republican convention.

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    You draw a dang good elephant, John.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Where were you on January 6, 2021?

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    braindead Premium Member 6 months ago

    Obama born in Kenya?

    No, that’s really dumb. I don’t remember anyone saying that.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Object, your honor; Leading the witness…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Your honor, that statement is irrelephant!!

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    swadeparker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Say anything. Prosecutors, jurors, and judges do not understand elephantese.

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