Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2023

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    allen@home  7 months ago

    Ken do you leave the door open ? When you know have to go ?

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    stay out of the basement

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    David_the_CAD  7 months ago

    Just put a TV in the toilet room. Problem solved.

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    Better yet, TIVO it and pause it when you need relief.;D

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    TStyle78  7 months ago

    Great plan!

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    Coulda just worn a diaper.

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    charliefarmrhere  7 months ago

    Back home in NY, a guy named Ed had a porta potty business called Eds Heads.

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    His wife is okay with this as long as Ken remembers to put the seat down after he uses it.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    A Lazy-Bowl toilet would be easier.

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    nyrB Premium Member 7 months ago

    it’s funny until you consider how many commercials football games have

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    [Unnamed Reader - f995a1]  7 months ago

    His TV is way too small!

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    Studebaker Hoch  7 months ago

    The window should be a little lower.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ha! … Rookie! You didn’t know you could take your iPad to the bathroom?!

    Not that I do that… I mean, I hear that it’s an option… you know, a thing that other people do.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ken will not be getting any action in the bedroom!

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    Aficionado  7 months ago

    Maybe a catheter? I mean, that porta-potty does take up a lot of room.

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    Aficionado  7 months ago

    Bleeb, like yesterday, you seem to have picked a spot with potential for targets to come to him. After Ken’s wife walks past Ken, she is likely to turn around to have words with Ken. Good thinking, Bleeb.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    That’s why there is a pause button on the remote.

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    Eric Klein  7 months ago

    A tv in the bathroom would be a better option

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    timinwsac Premium Member 7 months ago

    A coffee can takes up less room.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    He needs to get a chair that can handle those functions.

    [And/or a private room (perhaps one with padded walls).]

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    Drag0nr1der  7 months ago

    Window should be a little lower then

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    Me, I have been missing all of it for many years, and I don’t miss it at all.

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    jbduncan  7 months ago

    Living room must smell nice.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    This man is a legend

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    Bob Blumenfeld  7 months ago

    Nah, nah, nah. Where’s the fridge? Where’s the oven? He’s gonna make that bottle and that bag of chips last the whole game?

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    HOTLOTUS1  7 months ago

    ha. ours are called DEAR JOHNS

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    rbullfogg  7 months ago

    Bottle works just as well. He could write on the portal house wall, " 4 U 2 P N 2 "

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Needs a couch, to sleep on seeing his wife’s expression.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    It could have been worse……

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Just like being at the game!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Notice the porta potty is pushed a little closer to her chair. That table to his left holds more TP and snacks, but Bleeb got the beer!!!!!!! burp. :)

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    Ji535m  7 months ago

    He has plenty of time for a head call during the unending commercials.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    I hope Ed comes around and empties that porta pottie more often than once a season.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    Most of the “Hut! Hut!” is Ed trying to move his bowels.

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    JohnTheFoole  7 months ago

    Who gets to clean it up…?

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    harvey812abc  7 months ago

    One tv? Amateur.

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    davewhamond creator 7 months ago

    Ken’s not that far from the movie “Idiocracy”, where they have a toilet built right into the chair. Actually, as a society, we’re not that far from “Idiocracy”.

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    T...  7 months ago

    IJBOL x two, x three! Hysterically funny! And a brilliant insight, Bravo John…

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    eb110americana  7 months ago

    If he was a real fan, he’d take the door off its hinges.

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    norphos  7 months ago

    If the window as a little lower he could still watch it, even if the sound was muffled.

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    PAR85  7 months ago

    Easier to put a TV in the bathroom.

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    gmu328  7 months ago

    he needs to take the door off the porta potty

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