Close to Home by John McPherson for February 28, 2024

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    And we’re out of oxygen tents!

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Doctor to patient: you’re at deaths door, but don’t worry, we’ll pull you through.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    looks like a shady way to run a hospital!

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    A four-trunker is even better than a four-poster.

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    ATGMer  3 months ago

    It would look better were he swinging in a hammock.

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    At least he knows he is not going blind. He just can’t see the forest because of the trees.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    The operation’s over, but they need to keep him there a while for rest.

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    Studebaker Hoch  3 months ago

    I wonder what that instrument measures. One lead on his arm, one lead on his cheek.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Whatever you do, don’t tell them you have a frog in your throat and you are feeling a little hoarse.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Next… a grave and a banana peel!

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    His bed should definitely be a hammock (like ATGMer said). But in the pediatric ward, the bed would be in a tire hanging from a branch.

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    Gina Carson  3 months ago

    So, they’re just going to leave him in a bear’s restroom?

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    RobinHood  3 months ago

    I sense a Taylor Swift song in the near future.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    When he gets better, will the move him or the “woods”?

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, Bleeb’s not out of the woods yet either!

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    paulprobujr  3 months ago

    Hopefully, they’re not Huorns.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I can see that. What are those leads for?

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    Chris  3 months ago

    clearly… :{

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    One with nature.

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    AtariDragon  3 months ago

    htt ps: / /www. youtube. com/ watch? v=0EoOVvGV_aQ

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    jango  3 months ago

    Different setting for Sondheim’s INTO THE WOODS.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The doc went out on a limb….

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    ericlscott creator 3 months ago

    “Nurse, I need a chainsaw!”

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Hmmm… seems a bit shady.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    He’ll never be out of the woods there.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Maybe if moved him to a recovery room with less symbolism.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    The hospital’s known for its shady practices.

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    No need to really worry until they put one of your feet in the grave.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Poor sap!

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    norphos  3 months ago

    All that oxygen could be good for him, pollen not so much. And hopefully no vermin hiding inside either.

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    Tina Rhea Premium Member 3 months ago

    Studies show that looking at greenery helps recovery. If I were in the hospital, I’d like to be looking at green trees.

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    CrzyDyeman  3 months ago

    Eventually the wild things will make him their king.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    If it’s a dark room with a light at the end I got bad news for you, bro

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