Close to Home by John McPherson for April 18, 2024

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    I don’t think they speak English, though.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    they might make Norm the king!

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Why dontcha just ask Bleeb?

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    She looks hopeful.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    News reports have it that, although Norm was never heard from again, citizens say they may have actually spotted him leading the charge on a local restaurant trash dumpster!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    NORM ! (I borrowed that from Drabble a couple of days ago.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    He’ll get the ant-sir.

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    luca.debus creator 2 months ago

    A very smart approach! Emphasis on “roach”!

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    basspro  2 months ago

    I had an aunt that tried that once.

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    Chris  2 months ago

    hope this costume of yours shrinks down to there size or your gonna get spotted real quick.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    I don’t think that will work.

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    Bleeb is staying where it’s safe. :)

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    davewhamond creator 2 months ago

    Bedbugs are usually under covers.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    He’s snug as a bug in a rug.

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    MichiganMitten  2 months ago

    Decades ago, carpenter ants were eating the roof of my parent’s back porch; you could actually hear them chewing sometimes. They dropped excavated sawdust out of a hole in the ceiling. When the exterminators took a look, it turned out the hole was several feet from the actual nest. It was as if they were trying to hide the nest’s actual location.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    Aunt Bee would have liked this guy.

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    ekke  2 months ago

    Recent experience with home inspector at a century-old house. I was with son-in-law as the inspector did his thing inside, outside, on the roof, etc. At one point the inspector donned a head-to-toe suit with respirator, which gave him not only a funny look but a bizarre sound.

    Perfect timing: my daughter arrives at the house at precisely the moment this inspector comes up out of the basement, talking.

    Daughter was, to put it mildly, startled. As in, had to be scraped off the ceiling.

    In our family, Ant-man lives to this day!

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Norm will become one with the colony, adopt their ways, find a mate, have a few larvae, etc… ever since he was a child he dreamed of bugging out.

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    Something about that guy always bugged me.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    I hope Norm fits under the fridge.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Perfect! He’s got built in antenna

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