Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2024

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    Leroy  2 months ago

    “Sorry sir! I’ll bring you the stake sandwich right away!”

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    “I vant a bite to eat!”

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    well … it’s a “surprise”, duh!

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    He would prefer a bloody Mary.

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    Stay for brunch.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    A cheese assortment and crispy garlic toast rounds?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    He just couldn’t SEE HIMSELF eating it!

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    May I suggest a hot cross bun?

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    Il Siciliano  2 months ago

    May I suggest a stake?

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    hfergus Premium Member 2 months ago

    What about a tequila sunrise?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    At least it’s not the Sunrise Breakfast Café.

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    Jim2g  2 months ago

    Hello bleeb good to see you

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    Chris  2 months ago

    dude, chill! it was just a question.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    No, Count, I guess not.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Comedians have to read the room, waiters just need to read one customer at a time.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    Vlad is careful of what he eats, his health after all is at stake.

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    Aficionado  2 months ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Better luck tomorrow!

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    Intergalactic Hussy  2 months ago

    Martha Stewart has a Halloween recipe called “Shoo Vampire Soup.” Unsurprisingly, it contains 5 bulbs of garlic.

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    amaneaux  2 months ago

    “And bring me some beer! I don’t drink . . . wine!”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Ha! Bring me another bloody idiot.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    OK, next time just call it Chef’s surprise, and let garlic be his surprise.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    No, Bleeb. That’s not a doggy cone of shame around his neck. It’s a Hickey Hider. :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Vamp ire.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    Blood pudding?

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    Printer  2 months ago

    Better slip in some garlic because you my not like his tip.

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    Maybe Bleeb would like the Garlic Lovers Surprise?

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    sobrown51  2 months ago

    He doesn’t have to be so cross about it.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Perhaps a fat juicy stake?

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    mbrahms26  2 months ago

    How about the Blood Pudding?

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    Dave427  2 months ago

    Almost looks like bleeb has fangs too.

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    bobpeters61  2 months ago

    Do vampires like Klingon blood wine?

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