Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2024

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    TStyle78  2 months ago

    Or go with no designs?

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    the lady should be the state’s financial advisor

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    maureenmck Premium Member 2 months ago

    She has WAY too much time on her hands!

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    soundcomm  2 months ago

    Bleeb likes flowery designs!

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    And you get to let your artistic side out!

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    ATGMer  2 months ago

    Im waiting for the color-by-numbers edition. Its the only way I can stay within boundaries.

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    RLG Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is that waterproof ink?

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    You can also fold them and use them as napkins.

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    fredroc42  2 months ago

    Inky butt…

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    jbduncan  2 months ago

    She obviously has never put up wallpaper.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 2 months ago

    Unfortunately, I know people like that

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  2 months ago

    I hope she doesn’t mind when I use a few to clean up after her cat yaks.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Cool idea!!

    … now do the toilet paper!

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    johnaapc  2 months ago

    Dang! why didn’t I think of that?! read the comics for hacks around the house!

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Not really.

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    Grover Premium Member 2 months ago

    Plus, she can get a job at the paper towel factory now.

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    MRC112  2 months ago

    When you work out how long that will take to do and the saving you’ve made, it makes you the lowest paid worker in history

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    Oh no Not Again  2 months ago

    And all you need to do is wait for the ink to smear onto what you are wiping.

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    Uh, no. :)

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    Aficionado  2 months ago

    All right, Bleeb! MUCH better than yesterday!!

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    ericlscott creator 2 months ago

    Ha! You have interesting neighbors, John.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Of course you spent $23 on the pen set.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Better hold onto your newspaper, Mister! She has plans for that too. WHEN’S DINNER?!!!!!! :)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    “Fine, just don’t touch the toilet paper.”

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    bookworm0812  2 months ago

    What’s wrong with just keeping the plain paper towels plain? That’s what we use.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Did you use brown sharpie?

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    How about we just tell the dirty counter that the flowers are implied, and we won’t tell anyone our secret?

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    fishbulb239  2 months ago

    Why on earth would anyone who doesn’t have a pet even have paper towels in the house? Unless you’re cleaning up something like vomit, pee, or soft poo, rags are perfectly fine. It’s extraordinary just how wasteful people can be.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    I save even more money by not using paper towels. I have a roll here because some people just seem to be unable to function without them, but I don’t like them and don’t use them.

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    I wouldn’t do it, but you do you.

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    geese28  2 months ago

    And sell for a profit

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    Alverant  2 months ago

    Every minute spent doing that is a minute spent not doing something that costs money. So there’s some savings there.

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