Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2024

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    Leroy  about 2 months ago

    “Anybody here from out of galaxy??”

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    Don’t quit your day job.

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    comixbomix  about 2 months ago

    And so’s your routine…

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    admiree2  about 2 months ago

    Oh, oh! Sounds like there might be some Polish jokes coming.

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    hfergus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Don’t see Bleeb. Maybe on Earth, and this ain’t Earth.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    Take my abductee, please.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hey anyone here take vitamin Enterprise, it is full of NCC 1701 goodness.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Bleeb, where are ya buddy?! These are your people! Sure, the material’s a little old, but you gotta show some support!

    Oh well, I guess he’s sleepin’ one off.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 2 months ago

    He is the Daffy Duck of the aliens: Daffy forgot he could fly, this one forgot he has mind-over-matter capabilities…

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    ericlscott creator about 2 months ago

    And don’t forget to tip your extraterrestrial beings.

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    basspro  about 2 months ago

    I won’t tell what appendage of mine is tired after having $ex 3 times last night.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 months ago

    Someone put Neptunian Stealth Reaper peppers on the tacos. It feels like my propulsion port is still active.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    The old starlight room. :)

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    Herd of Turtles  about 2 months ago

    Then there’s the one about the hitchhiker and the end of the universe.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    Ha! Tough crowd.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Somehow it loses something in translation.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It’ll be airing on ComE.T. Central.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I can’t believe Bleeb didn’t have tickets to this show! Ah, maybe he’s working the door as a bouncer. :)

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and I just can’t put it down.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    For people with a warped sense of humor.

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    eb110americana  about 2 months ago

    Space humor is tough. Hey, you try getting the relativistic timing right as you approach light speed!

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    norphos  about 2 months ago

    Rimshot!

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    An oldie that isn’t such a goodie.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 2 months ago

    How deviated is your septum?

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Rocket lag

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